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2017-11-14 12:14:47 UTC  

Fair enough

2017-11-14 12:14:48 UTC  

yes

2017-11-14 12:15:01 UTC  

part of my work includes checking for damage

2017-11-14 12:15:13 UTC  

Bogans got all bright lights and laser pointers banned becuase cunts were shining them at airoplanes hoping to crash one

2017-11-14 12:15:23 UTC  

me and carrie gonna double team choke slam this chink cunt

2017-11-14 12:15:28 UTC  

kinky

2017-11-14 12:15:29 UTC  

@cjharmer73 look up the "BLF GT"

2017-11-14 12:15:41 UTC  

that shit can actually take down a plane just by shining the GT on it

2017-11-14 12:15:56 UTC  

@Obolon Prime invite me to the wedding carrie seems nice

2017-11-14 12:17:09 UTC  

how tf does a bright flashlight affect a plane

2017-11-14 12:17:31 UTC  

cunts blind the cunts in the cockpit

2017-11-14 12:17:32 UTC  

easy

2017-11-14 12:17:39 UTC  

havent you ever seen starwars?

2017-11-14 12:17:39 UTC  

unless youre like on the runway surely its not focused enough

2017-11-14 12:18:12 UTC  

class 3/4 laser pointers could easily get to jumbo jets

2017-11-14 12:18:51 UTC  

class 4 laser pointer could probably hit the fucking moon, the few ive seen are dangerous to shine at a wall, you still might go blind just from light scattering

2017-11-14 12:19:07 UTC  

I'll never get a laser pointer for that reason

2017-11-14 12:19:17 UTC  

class 3 are also illegal, but thats becuase australia is shit cunts, thats how i fucked up my eye

2017-11-14 12:19:29 UTC  

not lasers, flashlights

2017-11-14 12:19:32 UTC  

like theyre too diffuse right

2017-11-14 12:19:39 UTC  

I think so

2017-11-14 12:19:54 UTC  

yeah, planes fly above 5 k's easy

2017-11-14 12:19:57 UTC  

they use lasers to measure the distance to the moon so they definitely exist

2017-11-14 12:20:15 UTC  

zapping ayy lmaos with lasers

2017-11-14 12:20:16 UTC  

Apollo 11 left a mirror on the moon for it

2017-11-14 12:20:25 UTC  

cute

2017-11-14 12:20:42 UTC  

jesus christ

2017-11-14 12:21:19 UTC  

when you're not sure if you need a flashlight or a baseball bat

2017-11-14 12:22:57 UTC  

Battery Included or Not: No

2017-11-14 12:23:03 UTC  

Hello mordy,
it includes battery
Package Contents: 1 x LED Flashlight, 1 x Extension Tube, 4 x 18650 Battery

2017-11-14 12:23:09 UTC  

gearbest as consistent as usual i see

2017-11-14 12:23:54 UTC  

kek it actually lists

2017-11-14 12:23:55 UTC  

4 x 18650 Battery Case

2017-11-14 12:23:59 UTC  

i bet someone got shafted on that

2017-11-14 12:26:05 UTC  

right I have the whole transcript if you wanna have a gander

2017-11-14 12:28:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/379970960633364482/livechatdoubleteamreporting.txt

2017-11-14 12:30:27 UTC  

WHY YOU WANT XHP-70 FOR BLF GT? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM LUMINTOP? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH BLF DESIGN TEAM! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH THE MILLER, TRADE STORY OF MANY FLASHLIGHTS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN FLASHLIGHT IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE BLF FLASHLIGHT, THINK IT NEED CRAZY LARGE LED INSIDE OF REFLECTOR. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT 4 BATTERIES ONLY FOR LESS WEIGHT, YOU PUT DIFFUSING TAPE OVER THE LENS, YOU PUT SLING ON FLASHLIGHT SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF FLASHLIGHT OF BLF, NO?

FLASHLIGHT IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET WIDE BEAM AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN. GO TO DARK SITE, PRACTICE WITH MANY BATTERY OF 18650. THEN YOU NOT NEED LARGE LED FOR ILLUMINATION.

2017-11-14 12:31:00 UTC  

flashlight Ivan Chesnokov

2017-11-14 12:31:03 UTC  

I'm in heaven

2017-11-14 12:34:43 UTC  

Lmao