they use lasers to measure the distance to the moon so they definitely exist

zapping ayy lmaos with lasers

Apollo 11 left a mirror on the moon for it

cute

https://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_227454.html

jesus christ

when you're not sure if you need a flashlight or a baseball bat

Battery Included or Not: No

Hello mordy，
it includes battery
Package Contents: 1 x LED Flashlight, 1 x Extension Tube, 4 x 18650 Battery

gearbest as consistent as usual i see

kek it actually lists

4 x 18650 Battery Case

i bet someone got shafted on that

right I have the whole transcript if you wanna have a gander

WHY YOU WANT XHP-70 FOR BLF GT? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM LUMINTOP? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH BLF DESIGN TEAM! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH THE MILLER, TRADE STORY OF MANY FLASHLIGHTS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!

OR MAYBE YOU NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN FLASHLIGHT IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE BLF FLASHLIGHT, THINK IT NEED CRAZY LARGE LED INSIDE OF REFLECTOR. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT FROM COMRADE. YOU PUT 4 BATTERIES ONLY FOR LESS WEIGHT, YOU PUT DIFFUSING TAPE OVER THE LENS, YOU PUT SLING ON FLASHLIGHT SO YOU ARE LIKE AMERICAN MOVIE GUY JOHN RAMBO. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON TOP FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF FLASHLIGHT OF BLF, NO?

FLASHLIGHT IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET WIDE BEAM AND YOU STILL NO HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN. GO TO DARK SITE, PRACTICE WITH MANY BATTERY OF 18650. THEN YOU NOT NEED LARGE LED FOR ILLUMINATION.

flashlight Ivan Chesnokov

I'm in heaven

Lmao

Nice maymay adaption

fucking fedex moved my delivery day back a by a day

postnl only good delivery company

Damn cuck Sweden, my thinkpad were sent back beacuse of the battery in it... Apprenetly not allowed to get sent by dhl from germany with lithium batteries. Seller did not know this, so hopefully I'll get it with UPS asap

@Goz3rr PostNL doesn't exist for GearBest anymore tfw

That's not my problem because AliExpress standard shipping is the tits

dhl is literal diarrhea

only good for inland shipping

FedEx sent me a text message at 9am saying it would be delivered today and then updates the tracking at 12 to be delivered tomorrow

???

3 orders to ship left

I'd be even more pissed if I had to stay home to receive it

_between 9am and 6pm lol_

@Gratzl DHL is good here idk, very expensive but you get your money's worth

last time i ordered they wanted 50€ for storing the package and it took 4 weeks to deliver even tho it was express shipping that cost like 20€ extra

never again

that company can suck my balls

wew xiaomi fan

Gearbest must make a killing off aussies

so many coupons daily

@Gratzl are you american I keep forgetting peoples nationalities

discord nation flags when