1: They have the same genetics as chinks due to crossing the Alaskan landbridge, and chinks can't do booze either. They just lack the gene that helps them metabolize it.

2: The settlers brought the booze for trading and those dumb motherfuckers got hooked for generations.

oh yeah chinks can't break down Acetaldehyde, not as well as others

yeah so they get ultra drunk ultra quickly so 100% hooked

nah I'm not so sure about that basically Acetaldehyde is what is made when you break down alcohol

it's poisonous

it's that thing that gives you the red face when drinking

I have a chink in my uni at our fratlike parties he was ultra red because of his lack of enzymes

A fucking spot light

so it's not so much that they get drunk fast, more like they can't break down the poison that comes after drinking

Myself with top tier white bred enzymes I stay full white

so they'll get even worse hangovers

The stepfather drinking and being shit is why I was afraid to touch the stuff at all.

Don't

My family also has a history of alcohlism, which seems to stop at my generation anyways since both my sisters are allergic to sulphites and I'm just generally unaffected.

sham how are you disabled though, are you in a wheelchair

The only outright thing you'd see is my eye that doesn't look straight. I'm like Igor with a not fucked up face.

I suspect my french ancesters to be mild alcoholic too cause of heavy casual wine drinking, thing that my generation don't do anymore in France

what are you trying to say

oh wine

corrected^

idk

igor?

i went to france when i was 15

so 5 year ago

got shitfaced with people my age daily

you got a bent spine?

Nah, didn't he have a fucked up eye? Igor in general was fucked up though.

We got shitfaced pretty much every week in college but don't drink normally

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depends on what you consider casual drinking i guess

>we got shitfaced weekly

whereas my parents drink at every meal a glass of wine

>didn't drink normally

typical frenchies

i wouldnt consider a glass of wine drinking

or two or three for that matter

typical alcoholic calling his parents drunkards while he binges on the weekends

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But to be frank I don't do that anymore