Message from @Chancellor

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2017-02-10 09:17:51 UTC  

FUCK WE LEARNED THAT LESSON

2017-02-10 09:18:16 UTC  
2017-02-10 09:18:22 UTC  

Bringing us to the modern political paradigm.

2017-02-10 09:18:27 UTC  

5 Prime ministers in 5 years.

2017-02-10 09:19:04 UTC  

@THE IRON KENYAN Fuck yeah.

2017-02-10 09:19:29 UTC  

@THE IRON KENYAN Tfw hotep and alt right join forces to fight the cucks

2017-02-10 09:19:30 UTC  

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IaIu22H-jSg/UKV8b_zfRvI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/T5RGNLi-MGw/s1600/Rudd-Standard.jpg This guy got voted in but due to our parliamentary system was replaced by gillard by the party when he had %60 approval ratings.

2017-02-10 09:19:47 UTC  

And then they kicked her out to put him back in charge just in time to lose the election to...

2017-02-10 09:20:46 UTC  

He's a swimmer so he gets points just for that

2017-02-10 09:20:50 UTC  

australians are so unbelievably hairy

2017-02-10 09:20:53 UTC  

its pretty unreal

2017-02-10 09:20:59 UTC  

Really though, he wasn't very good.
Stopped the boats... by putting all the refugees into offshore "Processing camps" which are honestly worse than sending them back where they came from.

2017-02-10 09:21:18 UTC  

That's another thing.

2017-02-10 09:21:23 UTC  

Italians just let them drown, based

2017-02-10 09:21:25 UTC  

Our refugees come by boats through indonesia.

2017-02-10 09:21:34 UTC  

We just left them out their at first.

2017-02-10 09:21:46 UTC  

Except they started throwing their fucking kids in the water in the sight of our coastguards.

2017-02-10 09:22:04 UTC  

Fucking anchor babies

2017-02-10 09:22:23 UTC  

Who throws their kids into an ocean to get into a country?

2017-02-10 09:22:33 UTC  

But yeah, he stopped the boats, said a buncha stupid things.

2017-02-10 09:22:45 UTC  

Muslims

2017-02-10 09:23:16 UTC  

No prompting ofr that either...

2017-02-10 09:23:31 UTC  

And so he got replaced by...

2017-02-10 09:24:00 UTC  
2017-02-10 09:24:25 UTC  

Given that he only has the job because the party tolerates him more than any other candidate he never ever does anything without getting fully party support.

2017-02-10 09:24:29 UTC  

He looks like a faggy Mike Pence

2017-02-10 09:24:34 UTC  

Sells off our shit to the chinese.

2017-02-10 09:24:44 UTC  

He's apparently part jewish, he fucking acts like it.

2017-02-10 09:25:01 UTC  

The boats are still stopped, but the lebs keep coming.

2017-02-10 09:25:02 UTC  

(((Of course)))

2017-02-10 09:25:23 UTC  

The chinese are buying up all of our farmland nad property.

2017-02-10 09:25:41 UTC  

Like Canada and Detroit

2017-02-10 09:25:43 UTC  

And now housing prices are reaching the million dollar mark.

2017-02-10 09:25:45 UTC  

It's worse.

2017-02-10 09:25:52 UTC  

In sydney 1.2 million is a starting home.

2017-02-10 09:25:59 UTC  

They don't even sell them or rent them.

2017-02-10 09:26:12 UTC  

They buy them up and use someone else buying them up later to gain money.

2017-02-10 09:26:22 UTC  

A self perpetuating cycle of housing prices.