Hmmmmm<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Plz give email! Friend, CC# and address is needed for review discount!

I will give them an unused email

Cancelled my ali order

Waiting for my "dear friend" messages now

Oh wow they send u a guilt trip message?

@TCxUFATIME#5801 nah they dont tend to do that

i dont think i'll ever see this package

@Goz3rr I have two just like that. Fucking Malaiskiewicz.

im pretty sure someone stole a train or something

you can open a dispute 14 days after buyer protection right?

I somehow doubt it, friendo.

seems like the elephone eleenter game1 might have been discontinued

RIP

hope i never need a replacement

@kontroll

@Goz3rr Nice.

Bada bada dancing

"You have a new message from AliExpress supplier Yolanda Kang. "

ayo

holup

so you sayin

LOL

@Noa Funniest chink name that I've ever gotten was "Ding Dong Ping Pong"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38074089 <:thonk:288060975775612929>

DINGDONG

nice name right here

>sorry I was jerking the dingdong not my dingdong

I really hope the trigger work for this is "Ok LingLong DingDong"

it works only if you don't even try to laugh at the end

it even detects watery eyes and smiles

you're not having a conversation with DingDong unless you master the poker face

come on that shit has to be satire

Heard from postalbro that all imports from china coming through Postnord will have an import fee

starting from 2019

Swecucks are the betatesters

it's coming to denmark next

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162> tfw finland master race

have one year to enjoy chink shit