Message from @fassel
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He needs to go to cracker barrel and flirt with waitresses until one of them pitied him
Ideal gf for @Fevs
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is that not just fevs before he got a haircut?
Yes it is
Do it
Tomorrow morning
@DanEss thats actually a good strategy
Go at 7 am
Although food industry workers are notorious for substance abuse
unironically, cracker barrel is based
Livestream it
Yeah morning shift gals only
Lol do it
Livestream it
Fevs has a big morning ahead of him
Every mudshark gets to feel the horrible agony and filth of being 50 as a failure.
Buy then breakfast
"YO FAM DRIVE ME TO CRACKER BARREL SO I CAN HIT ON WAITRESSES UNTIL I GET THROWN OUT"
It'll be worth it
Buy them food?
I thought we weren't going the hooker route
That just seems like a hooker with extra steps
Your ride, not the girl
Ohh
Eventually you'll be buying the girl breakfast
Knowamsayin
Why dont I just buy a hooker at that point I'm not understand
Yeah do it fggt
lol, buying a woman food "just a hooker with extra steps"
I got a nice girl I am talking to that is on SSRI's
Buckle up for marriage buddy
Food is the best way to sex
SSRI's are the Jew's opium
What about animals
Could I just keep buying a gf dogs to get sex