Strip clubs would hardly exist without thirsty sailors

This is true I’m a marine

I went to one last summer for my comrade's birthday

didn't stay long

So strip clubs are a part of our dna

When I went to my first command the first thing my mentor did when he was done with the base tour was pay for a ticket to a strip club

"We're eating mexican tonight, seaman"

Lol when I got to my duty station our co paid our way

LOL

hah that's based

Completely

This dude is a small ams instructor

His wife is like

Have a good time

I won’t wanna know

hah

I had fun that one time but I wouldn't go to a club again.

it was an interesting experience. Only went the once

We both had a cigar and got lap dances

Last time i was at a club i woke up in a strippers apartment half dead from alcohol poisoning

Dunno but I’m bored atm

So why not

Lap dances are good

As long as you follow rules

Bring cash

I was confused about the rules

specifically the touching rules

Leave your atm card at home

Yeah depends on the girl

In Louisville they don’t give a fuk

Too many rules

Especially when you're in the service

Better to just get a girl the natural way and touch whatever you want

some of the girls actually know the base quarterdeck number

Lol yeah they do and they will fuk you

No love for hoes

Yeah the natural way is the best way

and if I can't, I have my left hand

Meanwhile at CNN
http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/22/health/thomas-tank-engine-paw-patrol-fascist-cartoon-strauss/index.html

Seriously?

My son loves paw patrol