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@johnfrum yeah but then you'd be too drunk to use fine motor skills and set up the game again
Who wants to play a board game twice?
@johnfrum most people
Come to think of it the only board game I played was monopoly, that probably volors my perception.
>take 10 shots within a minute of gameplay
I see nothing wrong with this
reminds me of these https://youtu.be/lSZlsL9v4fo
>lend a coworker a pen flashlight
>got it back tonight
>it keeps blinking
>ask what the fuck he did with it
>I forgot it wasnt mine so I taped it to my shotgun
He gave me five bucks for it but fuck.
wtf
I'm buying d&d dices just because they're cute
Huh, the flashlight still works, the threads holding it walked out letting the board jiggle. It works fine now.
Giff him the money back
U jew
Eh, he did strap it to a shotgun. But it probably was a genuine mistake.
Fine, I'll give it back. Damn it.
Funny thing, apparently U-King uses Cree boards and LEDs.
Look at this huge boy
yuge
Chinkphones save the day
>photo my Redmeme
>take SD out to check on PC
>good photo
>Phone disappears
>open up mi cloud
>find my phone
>ring it
>it's in my friends pocket
M E M E
@Droidbot did ur friend really wanted to steal your phone or was that am accident
These fucking people buying 200£ flashlights
Shitposting about how angry you are about a friend breaking your pen flashlight
@Droidbot Did you just say your friend tried to steal your phone and you did not immediately whoop his ass?
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@Saturation >posting about other people making it in a Chinese home shopping channel
@johnfrum and I'll enjoy it
Also you lied about reviewing chink sex toys. How am I going to buy sex toy without unbiased reviews using consistant testing parameters.
I never lied
Always truthful