Wrapped really nicely

fucking hell man

never works properly

@Julian

wew

god powers

Well played, drunk me.

wtf

y tho

I got drunk and convinced myself it was a good idea, I guess. May as well review it.

First off it stinks of cheap latex gloves

And there are mold defects out of packaging, first seeing it I dropped it thinking someone used it and returned it covered in.... thier stuff

Not ruling it out.

Just poorly made I think

or some poor factory worker has to test every batch

boy that cunt must be numb as fuck

Vibration intensity is really mediocore, pretty much dollar store massager levels but I dont know how high it can feasibly go because I dont have sex toys.

Looking back I paid about 8 dollars for it like 3 months ago from aliexpress.

dude if you need a good wand from Ali I've got a recommendation

So if you're looking for a sextoy or an actual massager dont bother with this one. Note: I'm on Canadian 120V so maybe it might be diffrent for euros

what is that

it's more expensive than this one, but it's quality

wait

is that a vibrator?

i thought it was some women's skin care tool

Massage wand. Probably going to tear it apart and use it for a vibratory polisher

Not entirely sure how your'e supposed to use this as a guy

Besides an actual massager, in which case I need it in camo so its not gay.

@BIRDzone may as well in case anyone else is in the market

http://s.aliexpress.com/ziIju6fu?fromSns

Thanks.

Alright, took it apart and its dead simple, baisic circuit with actual surge protection so thabks for meeting minimum standards for health and safty, I guess. Meh solder job but it doesn't vibrate too fast or hard anyway, correction on the mould defect, it is actually latex or silicon paint, not sure why I thought they would bother with an actual overmolding setup. Wires are half assedly hot glued to a couple points for I guess vibration mitigation but I cant imagine it helping much.

Vibration is by an unbalanced weight at a motor, you could feasibly add weight to increase vibration but like I said the wiring is safe but not solid.

Also the soft head thingy is hot glued on, I have no idea how you are expected to clean it if you use it for its intended purpose because liquid and goo will eventually wander under the skin and crust up

Im going to wash my hands now.

@turnerturing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyuv3WXPQsM

new thread up https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/65037105

Hi, are any chink wireless earbuds worth it or will they explode in my ear ?