Message from @turnerturing

Discord ID: 421733224780136460


2018-03-09 18:04:00 UTC  

also gongtian(whatever that is) and cheaper

2018-03-09 18:04:05 UTC  

@emre the Gearbest one is real I think

2018-03-09 18:04:52 UTC  

the one I linked is guaranteed real and if you ask they'll send you the 2016 "Storm" version

2018-03-09 18:12:30 UTC  

>package came inr

2018-03-09 18:12:51 UTC  

>dont remeber ordering anything

2018-03-09 18:13:06 UTC  

@Julian#4501 thanks dude

2018-03-09 18:13:22 UTC  

@Julian#4501 thanks dude

2018-03-09 18:13:26 UTC  

Wrapped really nicely

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421732261390581793/7462882628.jpg

2018-03-09 18:13:30 UTC  

fucking hell man

2018-03-09 18:13:37 UTC  

never works properly

2018-03-09 18:13:42 UTC  
2018-03-09 18:13:44 UTC  

wew

2018-03-09 18:13:50 UTC  

god powers

2018-03-09 18:14:13 UTC  

Well played, drunk me.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421732457268903936/7726748816.jpg

2018-03-09 18:14:20 UTC  

wtf

2018-03-09 18:14:34 UTC  

y tho

2018-03-09 18:15:33 UTC  

I got drunk and convinced myself it was a good idea, I guess. May as well review it.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421732791236034571/75936266746.jpg

2018-03-09 18:16:05 UTC  

First off it stinks of cheap latex gloves

2018-03-09 18:17:10 UTC  

And there are mold defects out of packaging, first seeing it I dropped it thinking someone used it and returned it covered in.... thier stuff

2018-03-09 18:17:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/421733224780136458/77462826812.jpg

2018-03-09 18:17:34 UTC  

Not ruling it out.

2018-03-09 18:19:00 UTC  

Just poorly made I think

2018-03-09 18:19:28 UTC  

or some poor factory worker has to test every batch

2018-03-09 18:19:35 UTC  

boy that cunt must be numb as fuck

2018-03-09 18:19:38 UTC  

Vibration intensity is really mediocore, pretty much dollar store massager levels but I dont know how high it can feasibly go because I dont have sex toys.

2018-03-09 18:20:35 UTC  

Looking back I paid about 8 dollars for it like 3 months ago from aliexpress.

2018-03-09 18:21:25 UTC  

dude if you need a good wand from Ali I've got a recommendation

2018-03-09 18:21:51 UTC  

So if you're looking for a sextoy or an actual massager dont bother with this one. Note: I'm on Canadian 120V so maybe it might be diffrent for euros

2018-03-09 18:21:52 UTC  

what is that

2018-03-09 18:22:01 UTC  

it's more expensive than this one, but it's quality

2018-03-09 18:22:08 UTC  

wait

2018-03-09 18:22:10 UTC  

is that a vibrator?

2018-03-09 18:22:39 UTC  

i thought it was some women's skin care tool

2018-03-09 18:22:47 UTC  

Massage wand. Probably going to tear it apart and use it for a vibratory polisher

2018-03-09 18:23:20 UTC  

Not entirely sure how your'e supposed to use this as a guy

2018-03-09 18:23:51 UTC  

Besides an actual massager, in which case I need it in camo so its not gay.

2018-03-09 18:25:15 UTC  

@BIRDzone may as well in case anyone else is in the market

2018-03-09 18:32:44 UTC  

Thanks.

2018-03-09 18:44:03 UTC  

Alright, took it apart and its dead simple, baisic circuit with actual surge protection so thabks for meeting minimum standards for health and safty, I guess. Meh solder job but it doesn't vibrate too fast or hard anyway, correction on the mould defect, it is actually latex or silicon paint, not sure why I thought they would bother with an actual overmolding setup. Wires are half assedly hot glued to a couple points for I guess vibration mitigation but I cant imagine it helping much.