Message from @Der Jäger

Discord ID: 405399204626694159


2018-01-23 15:05:33 UTC  

We may even use a long knife to do it.

2018-01-23 15:07:01 UTC  

Spencer will be our Ambassador to Kyrgyzstan or something.

2018-01-23 15:07:31 UTC  

Secretary of Children and Families

2018-01-23 15:08:06 UTC  

He can run our space program, which we won't be funding anyway because space and the moon are fucking gay.

2018-01-23 15:08:53 UTC  

He can "explore the starsh" a la Dr. Pierce.

2018-01-23 15:09:18 UTC  

Ambassador to Haiti

2018-01-23 15:09:29 UTC  

hahaha

2018-01-23 15:09:58 UTC  

he'll have the fanciest mud hut on the island and the best cookies

2018-01-23 15:10:12 UTC  

"Become who you are, my beloved cannibal voodoo gremlins."

2018-01-23 15:10:16 UTC  

lmao

2018-01-23 15:15:06 UTC  

“The Pygmy mullatos are the children of the sun”

2018-01-23 15:17:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/405380432331538440/FB_IMG_1516720620673.jpg

2018-01-23 15:17:28 UTC  

The Alt Lite and Alt Right must be absolutely LONGKNIVED. The Alt Reich rises.

2018-01-23 16:27:25 UTC  

opposition research

2018-01-23 16:35:12 UTC  

Confirmed nigger

2018-01-23 16:35:50 UTC  

Michigan osmt yankees god damnit

2018-01-23 16:36:20 UTC  

yup we saw that tweet yesterday

2018-01-23 16:36:32 UTC  

people do not understand the unique culture of Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Northern Indiana amd Ohio

2018-01-23 16:36:32 UTC  

they're literally stealing the jokes we make about them to use as real propaganda

2018-01-23 16:37:44 UTC  

Low t

2018-01-23 16:37:47 UTC  

Its sad

2018-01-23 16:58:40 UTC  

Michigan (Midwest) people are both polite and have Manners

2018-01-23 17:07:16 UTC  

^

2018-01-23 17:07:24 UTC  

Midwest master race

2018-01-23 17:10:24 UTC  

I can’t wait to move out of Texas.

2018-01-23 17:11:04 UTC  

I’m hoping I get opportunities in better states

2018-01-23 17:11:33 UTC  

Somewhere in Appalachia

2018-01-23 17:11:58 UTC  

Or Alaska because fuck it haha

2018-01-23 17:17:19 UTC  

Or Norway so I can try to uncuck my people.

2018-01-23 17:17:38 UTC  

I don’t want to be hot all the time. Basically.

2018-01-23 17:17:59 UTC  

Texas is a month of moderately cold weather an 11 months of hot hot Hell.

2018-01-23 17:18:13 UTC  

*and

2018-01-23 17:18:28 UTC  

It’s like placing a polar bear in the Sahara.