Message from @gecho

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2018-10-19 20:17:46 UTC  

@johnfrum Do I? I try to remember not to use them in english.

2018-10-19 20:17:54 UTC  

@Tervy ikea should've bought crimea lmao

2018-10-19 20:18:57 UTC  

but yeah i have been at ikea at berlin (the 42.000 m^2 one)

2018-10-19 20:19:04 UTC  

and god fucking dammit it was long walk

2018-10-19 20:19:15 UTC  

Ikea isnt even that great, just order one in about the size you need from ebay.

2018-10-19 20:20:08 UTC  

@Tervy That's like a whole mall of ikeas.

2018-10-19 20:20:14 UTC  

indeed

2018-10-19 20:20:19 UTC  

its insane sized one

2018-10-19 20:21:00 UTC  

apparently there is 59k square meter one in ikea seoul

2018-10-19 20:21:13 UTC  

the ikea in my city is big enough for me to always spend like a 100 euro in there when Igo

2018-10-19 20:21:26 UTC  

just finding stuff and being like "oh I wanted to buy this a while ago"

2018-10-19 20:21:31 UTC  

the berlin ikea would bankrupt me

2018-10-19 20:23:12 UTC  

tried to find layout or video

2018-10-19 20:23:27 UTC  

but nobody has filmed their "i spent 8 hours in seoul ikea"

2018-10-19 20:24:46 UTC  

Only 8 hours?

2018-10-19 20:25:32 UTC  

I could probably wander the berlin sized ikea for like 10. Make a market day out of it, sleep under the beds.

2018-10-19 20:26:37 UTC  

do not shit in the demo room toilets

2018-10-19 20:26:45 UTC  

Video would include epileptic filming and desperate screaming while they try to survive tru it just in 8 hours by running

2018-10-19 20:27:11 UTC  

@johnfrum in case you missed it, do NOT shit in the demo room toilets

2018-10-19 20:33:03 UTC  

I shit where I please, I am a free man

2018-10-19 21:04:00 UTC  

well yeah? my closest ikea is ikea kungens kurva in stockholm, it's 63200 m2

2018-10-19 21:04:03 UTC  

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-10-19 21:04:13 UTC  

i could spend an entire day in there, and i have

2018-10-19 21:04:53 UTC  

kungens k u r w a

2018-10-19 21:07:40 UTC  

also, going to shanghai for 10 days next thursday

2018-10-19 21:07:52 UTC  

what should i buy, except knockoff shoes?

2018-10-19 21:07:56 UTC  

already got a new phone and shit

2018-10-19 23:44:30 UTC  

I borrowed my gf redmi note 2 to see something

2018-10-19 23:44:51 UTC  

fell out my hand and the screen broke

2018-10-19 23:44:58 UTC  

Singles day come soon . . .

2018-10-19 23:47:09 UTC  

but ur not single

2018-10-19 23:48:36 UTC  

If its to get them sales then i'll become single for day

2018-10-19 23:49:21 UTC  

based and pocopilled

2018-10-19 23:50:21 UTC  

How low did the redmi note 4 go for last singles day?

2018-10-20 00:47:17 UTC  

directions to the black market in shanghai, take the stairs down the metro station

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/503006258555518977/image.jpg

2018-10-20 00:49:59 UTC  

@gecho 2 things to note: a) they are aggressive bargainers and you must haggle down. Start at 1/10 of their price and refuse to compromise, if you walk away they'll follow you and bring it down more. b) replicas are mixed in with actual copies at this place, use discretion

2018-10-20 01:08:23 UTC  

@Lawman note 4? This ain't 2016

2018-10-20 03:59:27 UTC  

why doesnt aliexpress sell weed too

2018-10-20 04:02:48 UTC  

>Payload: 150 kg