Message from @Bluesy

Discord ID: 279022954270949376


2017-02-08 22:51:26 UTC  

If you want sure

2017-02-08 22:51:35 UTC  

I had an idea

2017-02-08 22:51:39 UTC  

what if we buy a tank

2017-02-08 22:51:48 UTC  

and replace the gun with a water gun

2017-02-08 22:51:50 UTC  

and put war paint on the tank?

2017-02-08 22:52:07 UTC  

and then have the water gun shoot pepperspray and piss

2017-02-08 22:52:15 UTC  

and put a baffle on the main gun so it makes woo-woo-woo indian noises when it fires?

2017-02-08 22:52:45 UTC  

we could dress up as natives and throw all of those liberal's tea into the river

2017-02-08 22:53:03 UTC  

you misspelled tears there

2017-02-08 22:53:28 UTC  

you cant cry if you dont have a soul

2017-02-08 22:53:37 UTC  

fake tears for fake news

2017-02-08 22:53:48 UTC  

liberals fake everything including outrage and punches

2017-02-08 22:54:00 UTC  

ayyy

2017-02-08 22:56:02 UTC  

they're all actually secretly trump supporters and were so happy that clinton lost the electoral counts that they faked their tears extra hard and became anti-fascist fascists so all their liberal friends (who also secretly supported trump and faked their outrage and turns to violent fascism) wouldn't suspect their right-wing opinions and kick them out of the liberal-lite book club orgy

2017-02-08 22:56:42 UTC  

and so we went to war

2017-02-08 22:57:19 UTC  

here is uniform

2017-02-08 22:57:36 UTC  

the fire rises

2017-02-08 22:57:37 UTC  

I have a coat like that

2017-02-08 22:57:53 UTC  

lamb skin wool liner

2017-02-08 22:57:56 UTC  

who wore it better? you or the big guy?

2017-02-08 22:58:00 UTC  

fuckin looooove wool

2017-02-08 22:58:24 UTC  

he looks like a boss, I look like a fluffy party favor at an orgy

2017-02-08 22:59:29 UTC  

so the answer to your question is, 'depending on the criterion used in the evaluation, yes'

2017-02-08 23:00:06 UTC  

so its our approved uniform?

2017-02-08 23:06:02 UTC  

no

2017-02-08 23:06:17 UTC  

I just wear olive drab fatigues, fuck what anyone else thinks

2017-02-08 23:06:28 UTC  

and a field jacket

2017-02-08 23:06:36 UTC  

and a heavy weather jacket

2017-02-08 23:07:03 UTC  

not sure we should go to militaristic

2017-02-08 23:07:06 UTC  

and ALICE LBE

2017-02-08 23:07:06 UTC  

and an assault pack

2017-02-08 23:07:06 UTC  

and a duffel

2017-02-08 23:07:06 UTC  

all OD

2017-02-08 23:07:06 UTC  

fite me

2017-02-08 23:07:19 UTC  

too

2017-02-08 23:07:34 UTC  

there is an edit function, see?

2017-02-08 23:07:48 UTC  

well shit