Are you sauced right now

no

he asked me to explain like he was five

i think i did pretty good job at it

Five year olds haven't read the Lord of the Rings. <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

yeah thus they dont know the hobbits jump to lava

You're a real BigThinker, you know that?

should I get a chink m.2 to usb enclosure?

why

just buy a proper usb 3.0 flashdrive for the same amount

i have an old m.2 sata lying around

with nothing to put it in

@Tervy Nice, that would make my porn watching easier as well.

A laugh regarding some chink shit I found on taobao.

1. Anti Violence Gun.

2. in the 80s, for some reason, you could buy a porcelain figure of....this. and they made multiple sizes of it.

3. a REALLY unfortunate design for a handbag. that was probably intentional. Let's just pretend that they were trying to make it look like Mr. Popo from DBZ.

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1543434514636.jpg

chinks are getting savage

Lmao what

jeez lmao

damn wish i could find a seller like that and finally die in peace

same

lmao

@androidcrawler poor anon

@dogapult number 2 and 3 are very dutch

Dutch?

Yup

2 is a joke variant on a Dutch souvenir

3 is a handbag based on a Dutch tradition that's considered racist

Huh. Well, Dutch people were having products made in China in the 80s. Before China was "open"

@dogapult

Can find these in every gift shop in Amsterdam and Schiphol

Kissing couple

There's other variants to accommodate for same sex couples

Still pretty bad and hilarious to find in China

I have one of those too

hm

@dogapult all souvenirs are made in chiner

https://youtu.be/RDd10-poMm8

I know that., but in the 80s china wasn't making so much of the world's cheap crap. It was mostly stuff FOR China