TradWorker would look like the Time Cube website if I had my druthers.

lol

I miss the old table-based layouts

Agreed.

when an IFRAME was a fancy thing

Apparently, we need to make our website look like every single shitcoin scam's website.

rounded bezels everywhere

1. Dark background
2. Parallax effect
3. Massive five megabyte full screen stock photos
4. Only one page
5. No navigation whatsoever

I'm going to hire Zoe Quinn to do our website for us, loosely modeled on her wildly popular DepressionQuest video game website. http://www.depressionquest.com/dqfinal.html

a e s t h e t i c

"game"

She's working on it right now.

"she"

Zoe Quinn is a man

Actual coding and the female brain are diametrically opposed to one another. Real talk. And I say this as a woman with a degree in the IT field.

Who is literally autistic

good thing Quinn isn't a woman, then

oh wait nevermind

I think she is

I was thinking of the other gamergate one, Brianna Wu

I thought you were just bantzing her. No, yeah, the other one is the trap.

Five Guys Aspergers and Lies.

© @parrott

Zoe has also volunteered to represent TradWorker in our case to the UN against White Genocide.

Right, Quinn just changed her name. She was born a woman but identifies as ~non binary~

[screams internally]

ok wtf I was confused for a minute cause I'm 100% sure Zoe is female

for design, google material is dey wae

She looks like she could be attractive if she tried

@patron Saint of EATIN so thats why my field is 99% male...every once and while an indian female will appear

her original name is germanic

Chelsea von Valkburg

but will be absolutely terrible

badass I like it

I would have stuck with that name

its a good name

Tfw no implicit directly germanic name

Tfw over half potato nog

And 10%frog

Brb changing my name to Fevs von Habsburg

Real amerimutt hours