Message from @patron Saint of EATIN
Discord ID: 410111423637880852
9001 IQ parrott with a bunch of 200 IQ RWTS plebs, that'll be interesting
My very last project, scheduled for May of 2037, is making the TradWorker homepage not look like ass.
It's kind of a unique challenge, since scaling involvement without compromising security and stability is a real challenge, ...but I think I've got a sharp plan. My big goal is to make this party comet-proof.
http://prntscr.com/iah696
BAM fixed it myself
Right now, if a comet hit me and Heimbach while we were dining at McDonald's, Tony would basically have a large and loyal political organization with 80s-level infrastructure.
My problem is I'm sort of Gen X, and Drudge Report is my idea of a fresh and slick website.
until then, it's TWP policy that parrott and heimbach can never be in the same mcdonalds at the same time
Everything I do ends up like the nineties web, and I know you young folks are really big on not having obvious navigation, having a bunch of parallax effect, and wasting a bunch of time with pointless hover animations and shit.
So I'm going to get the core functionality working, then let one of you Gen Zyklon script kiddos overhaul the theme.
how2make a website a e s t h e t ic
background: linear-gradient
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Oh hell yeah.
I'm very proud of my inner/corner border shenanigans I pulled off when Fr. Raph wanted his site to look like an icon.
https://www.rusjournal.org/
And he fully manages the content, so the wall of text is on him, not me.
<body class="home page-template-default page page-id-2 custom-background no-sidebar">
god damn I'd hate to see your actual code
And I didn't forget what we talked about, Fevs. Stay tuned today.
Kk, I'll be in a car for 8 hours so if it's stuff I can do on a phone I can pump it out
It's probably not. But it won't be incredibly time-sensitive stuff.
>not enabling mobile Hotspot on your smart phone and using your laptop while driving
Okay cuck
@patron Saint of EATIN That sounds too high tech for me
Do you have to pay extra for that with your mobile plan or is that just something I have
It depends. We have it with our AT&T prepaid phones
I was just bantzing ya tho
I have those Walmart prepaid phones
Oof
I've got a folding table and camping chair in my van so I can hop in the back and have an office, or wander out into the woods and "nature code."
When he lived at my house in Florida he would routinely beach code lmao
Nature's too itchy
Yeah I hate outside
Beach coding is actually a huge pain in the ass, but it's worth it just for the aesthetics.
While in Florida, I tried to code in the Starbucks and it was literally exclusively and entirely Jews.
Yeah you gotta do LOCAL coffee shops
Being from Southern Indiana, Jews are basically sinister Star Wars aliens to me.
And you have to deal with their extremely sub par seating
Where I lived in Southern Florida is literally the third most densely Jewish place in the world behind Israel and NYC
Okay I actually just found out that USB tethering is a thing, so I'll be playing League on the car ride instead of being productive rekt
Yes goy play your games
I'm back to clearing out the ticket backlog. Apologies again for being behind on everything. I do have a plan and a checklist and there is a light at the end of the milestone tunnel.
You're amazing