thats true

My parents threw me in the pool when I was a baby

tfw no gf (but working on it)

well, or shooting your buddies after becoming a follower of ISIS

Islam is literally the #1 killer of jews for the last 70 years

We could outclass them

Shi'ite Islam, aka based Islam

Maybe Devon had the right idea

brb gents. Dont burn the house down or forget to refer to them as yams

lol

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

YOURE NOT MY REAL STEP MOM IN LAW

12.7miB/s download spead

SPEED*

HRNGG

WTF I LITERALLY AM

lmao

yeah thats true, anyway, ive got Peaky Blinders to watch with the waifu before bed

bbl

Take care my dude

Tfw cyberwaifu that im importing via scottland

Feels good bro

My husband downloaded me from the internet

It can work

He forgot the last two years of patches tho

Womp Womp

You wouldnt download a gf

Stop pirating now

Lmao

That reminds me of the IT crowd

When they blow the little girls brains out

For like pirating a Disney movie lmao

I heard the latest patces introduce compatibility issues though

breaks a lot of setups

Imagine being so jewy that you lock people up over downloading a movie

Yeah, wouldn't want to upgrade my self esteem

Priorities

I might malfunction

Don't patch those self deprecating jokes either

They're necessary to modulate the codependency mechanism

I need my firmware upgraded