Messsage from FashyGoy1488 in tradworker #tradworker

FashyGoy1488 2017-12-04 14:19:07  

Pt. 2 in description

FashyGoy1488 2017-12-04 14:20:28  

Join the fun! >:D

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:21:07  


Former 32 Degree Mason here. There is not a single "ritual" in any of the degrees of Masonry (Blue Lodge, Scottish Rite, etc...) that requires the use of a gun.

This is some sort of made up bullshit for the lolz.

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:22:25  

Not defending Masonry, of course, but it goes to show the kind of clownish buffoonery these old Boomers are getting into. I guess the hours long spaghetti dinners chewing the cud over exaggerated war injuries and physical ailments just wasn't exciting anymore.

Odalman 2017-12-04 14:22:52  

Masonry is dying off.

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:23:27  

@Odalman It's because the average age of modern Masons is ~63 years

Random_user 2017-12-04 14:23:46  

My step dad used to be a mason, but he won't tell me what they did.

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:24:05  

@Random_user , the only secret in Free Masonry these days is that there are no secrets.

Odalman 2017-12-04 14:24:30  

I spoke with one of the high up Mason's locally a couple weeks back. Even his own son won't join.

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:24:34  

You can actually learn the majority of Scottish Rite Masonry ritual by watching the leaked Mormon Temple ritual on YouTube

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:24:42  

Stay away from Masonry.

Odalman 2017-12-04 14:24:48  

I didn't realize the guy was a Mason until he mentioned it.

Random_user 2017-12-04 14:25:05  

I know. He assured me there was no Jew magic involved. After that I lost interest. Why even bother?

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:25:20  

I knew I was going to leave when I found out that one of the rituals I participated in required me to stomp on the Papal Tiara. Didn't know it was the Papal Tiara at the time. Only found out ex post facto.

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:25:59  

I was Catholic at the time, though somewhat lapsed. When I found out what I'd done, I never went back despite being third in line for Master of the Lodge.

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:26:23  

Never answered their incessant phone calls. Ignored them when they came knocking on the door. Stay away from those people. They are overrun with Jews.

FashyGoy1488 2017-12-04 14:26:38  

No Jews.

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:26:40  

The entirety of Scottish Rite Masonry is rehashed Kabbalah

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:29:40  

These days, you work your way up through the degrees with the promise of being "brought into the light." and what you end up doing is taking over kitchen duty for all the old farts who want to host dinners for various minor-league public figures and war veterans twice a month.

Odalman 2017-12-04 14:30:00  


FashyGoy1488 2017-12-04 14:31:10  

Honestly that’s what I always thought it was, speaking as a man who knows nothing about masons

Odalman 2017-12-04 14:32:09  

The majority of the Masons I've met locally are 40+

Odalman 2017-12-04 14:32:25  

I know of two that were in their mid to late 30's

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:40:22  

This is Masonry today. One big wrinkly-dicked circle jerk where everyone gives out awards to each other for sitting around having incontinence issues, staring at their phones during speeches and rituals, and dozing off when it comes their turn to do something.

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:40:33

Jossur Surtrson 2017-12-04 14:41:12  

Notice the lack of follicle pigmentation in that picture

brig 2017-12-04 14:49:05  

Guy on the left lol

brig 2017-12-04 14:49:14  


Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe 2017-12-04 15:08:48  

@Random_user In order to become a mason you get jumpscared by screamers on youtube

Random_user 2017-12-04 15:09:36  

Is there a special Masonic code word for Boo?

Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe 2017-12-04 15:10:42  

Yes, it's "קְרִיאַת בּוּז!"

Random_user 2017-12-04 15:11:20  

There wasn't nearly enough exclamation points in that to properly scare anyone.

Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe 2017-12-04 15:11:29  

קְרִיאַת בּוּז!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random_user 2017-12-04 15:11:39  


Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe 2017-12-04 15:12:17  

---/ \

Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe 2017-12-04 15:12:28  

Make of that what you will

Random_user 2017-12-04 15:12:45  

It's clearly a man with a monocle

Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe 2017-12-04 15:12:50  


Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe 2017-12-04 15:13:02  

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

Random_user 2017-12-04 15:13:32  

Very fancy. Obviously the leader of the masons. 10/10 depiction. Swell.

Random_user 2017-12-04 15:13:57  

No. No. Wait. I see it now.