Message from FashyGoy1488 in tradworker #tradworker


2017-12-04 14:19:07 UTC  

Pt. 2 in description

2017-12-04 14:20:28 UTC  

Join the fun! >:D

2017-12-04 14:21:07 UTC  

@Fevs

Former 32 Degree Mason here. There is not a single "ritual" in any of the degrees of Masonry (Blue Lodge, Scottish Rite, etc...) that requires the use of a gun.

This is some sort of made up bullshit for the lolz.

2017-12-04 14:22:25 UTC  

Not defending Masonry, of course, but it goes to show the kind of clownish buffoonery these old Boomers are getting into. I guess the hours long spaghetti dinners chewing the cud over exaggerated war injuries and physical ailments just wasn't exciting anymore.

2017-12-04 14:22:52 UTC  

Masonry is dying off.

2017-12-04 14:23:27 UTC  

@Odalman It's because the average age of modern Masons is ~63 years

2017-12-04 14:23:46 UTC  

My step dad used to be a mason, but he won't tell me what they did.

2017-12-04 14:24:05 UTC  

@Random_user , the only secret in Free Masonry these days is that there are no secrets.

2017-12-04 14:24:30 UTC  

I spoke with one of the high up Mason's locally a couple weeks back. Even his own son won't join.

2017-12-04 14:24:34 UTC  

You can actually learn the majority of Scottish Rite Masonry ritual by watching the leaked Mormon Temple ritual on YouTube

2017-12-04 14:24:42 UTC  

Stay away from Masonry.

2017-12-04 14:24:48 UTC  

I didn't realize the guy was a Mason until he mentioned it.

2017-12-04 14:25:05 UTC  

I know. He assured me there was no Jew magic involved. After that I lost interest. Why even bother?

2017-12-04 14:25:20 UTC  

I knew I was going to leave when I found out that one of the rituals I participated in required me to stomp on the Papal Tiara. Didn't know it was the Papal Tiara at the time. Only found out ex post facto.

2017-12-04 14:25:59 UTC  

I was Catholic at the time, though somewhat lapsed. When I found out what I'd done, I never went back despite being third in line for Master of the Lodge.

2017-12-04 14:26:23 UTC  

Never answered their incessant phone calls. Ignored them when they came knocking on the door. Stay away from those people. They are overrun with Jews.

2017-12-04 14:26:38 UTC  

No Jews.

2017-12-04 14:26:40 UTC  

The entirety of Scottish Rite Masonry is rehashed Kabbalah

2017-12-04 14:29:40 UTC  

These days, you work your way up through the degrees with the promise of being "brought into the light." and what you end up doing is taking over kitchen duty for all the old farts who want to host dinners for various minor-league public figures and war veterans twice a month.

2017-12-04 14:30:00 UTC  

Ha

2017-12-04 14:31:10 UTC  

Honestly that’s what I always thought it was, speaking as a man who knows nothing about masons

2017-12-04 14:32:09 UTC  

The majority of the Masons I've met locally are 40+

2017-12-04 14:32:25 UTC  

I know of two that were in their mid to late 30's

2017-12-04 14:40:22 UTC  

This is Masonry today. One big wrinkly-dicked circle jerk where everyone gives out awards to each other for sitting around having incontinence issues, staring at their phones during speeches and rituals, and dozing off when it comes their turn to do something.

2017-12-04 14:40:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387251840271646720/masons.jpg

2017-12-04 14:41:12 UTC  

Notice the lack of follicle pigmentation in that picture

2017-12-04 14:49:05 UTC  

Guy on the left lol

2017-12-04 14:49:14 UTC  

*tips*

2017-12-04 15:08:48 UTC  

@Random_user In order to become a mason you get jumpscared by screamers on youtube

2017-12-04 15:09:36 UTC  

Is there a special Masonic code word for Boo?

2017-12-04 15:10:42 UTC  

Yes, it's "קְרִיאַת בּוּז!"

2017-12-04 15:11:20 UTC  

There wasn't nearly enough exclamation points in that to properly scare anyone.

2017-12-04 15:11:29 UTC  

קְרִיאַת בּוּז!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2017-12-04 15:11:39 UTC  

YES!!

2017-12-04 15:12:17 UTC  

O>
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2017-12-04 15:12:28 UTC  

Make of that what you will

2017-12-04 15:12:45 UTC  

It's clearly a man with a monocle

2017-12-04 15:12:50 UTC  

....

2017-12-04 15:13:02 UTC  

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

2017-12-04 15:13:32 UTC  

Very fancy. Obviously the leader of the masons. 10/10 depiction. Swell.

2017-12-04 15:13:57 UTC  

No. No. Wait. I see it now.