Message from @Iamawesom

Discord ID: 291736663141515266


2017-03-16 00:55:03 UTC  

It's not things like that which get to me, it's not the fact I've long since given up on wiping my ass, and I now just shower after taking a dump. It's not the fact I get out of breath just waddling into the grocery store to buy more junk food and spiced rum..

2017-03-16 00:55:12 UTC  

pooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOooOOOOooOOOoooooOOOOoooOOOp

2017-03-16 00:55:19 UTC  

or that my legs have gone all hard and red as fluid builds up because my calves don't pump it back up and I have to wear compression stockings to slow the inevitable gangrenous amputation. It's not those things.. what really gets me is now all of the normies now stare at me.

2017-03-16 00:55:25 UTC  

...

2017-03-16 00:55:33 UTC  

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

2017-03-16 00:55:37 UTC  

I used to be invisible, I would stare at girls I liked hoping they'd look back but they never did. I used to be frustrated that no one ever looked at me.

2017-03-16 00:55:55 UTC  

So it's ironic that now I have gotten my wish, anytime I go anywhere people are starting at me.

2017-03-16 00:56:02 UTC  

baka baka hentai onii-chan~

2017-03-16 00:56:09 UTC  

I'm a walking freak show. Often I suddenly stare back at them and they freak out and look away, probably scared

2017-03-16 00:56:18 UTC  

I'm going to eat them. I have to take 3 different pills to try and control my blood pressure and pre diabetes.

2017-03-16 00:56:29 UTC  

I'm basically boogie2988 but ten years behind him.

2017-03-16 00:56:31 UTC  

i want to die

2017-03-16 00:56:38 UTC  

He will not survive much longer, but I still pathetically feel I have a chance..

2017-03-16 00:56:49 UTC  

if only I could walk for five minutes without my back feeling like it's going to explode and my knees crumbling beneath me.

2017-03-16 00:56:52 UTC  

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2017-03-16 00:57:05 UTC  

😦

2017-03-16 00:57:14 UTC  

Ree ee ee e eeE eE EE E e e eeEE e e e e

2017-03-16 00:57:15 UTC  

mods are gay 😛

2017-03-16 00:57:20 UTC  

poop poop

2017-03-16 00:57:30 UTC  

Darty my man

2017-03-16 00:57:45 UTC  

Burnside I love you

2017-03-16 00:57:45 UTC  

what's your diet like?

2017-03-16 00:57:54 UTC  

What?

2017-03-16 00:57:54 UTC  

why do kids scream when i touch them

2017-03-16 00:57:54 UTC  

I copied that from r9k

2017-03-16 00:58:06 UTC  

I'm actually relativly skinny

2017-03-16 00:58:17 UTC  

it is required that you participate in atleast 3 gay orgies a month to be a mod

2017-03-16 00:58:56 UTC  

crusades

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/291737064922284032/4UtiW7w.png

2017-03-16 00:59:13 UTC  

what else should I shitpost with tts

2017-03-16 00:59:29 UTC  

other than MLP because apperently that gets you banned

2017-03-16 00:59:42 UTC  

I was born with a rare genital defect. My dick is 2 inches long but it's girth is 9 inches wide. It affects my mental health as much as it does my physical health. Every day I have to suffer with a giant pancake for a dick. I am going to kill myself tomorrow night via helium. Goodbye

2017-03-16 01:01:17 UTC  

Casimir

2017-03-16 01:01:25 UTC  

What'd i do?

2017-03-16 01:01:31 UTC  

Jeb fan here. Pacific Northwest.
You're a fool if you think Jeb heads aren't armed. Shit man a lot of us served. Those of us who haven't have family who have, family in law enforcement, and so on. I've hunted and gutted deer. I've slaughtered squirrel in potato fields. I've fought. I've wrestled. I used to skate and I've broken so many bones I've literally lost count and walked half of them off. And there's nothing special or exceptional about me. You're a fool if you don't think Jeb heads are formidable. For every straw man pic you have of a faggy old cuck with a Jeb! sign or inflatable Jeb! balloons I have a pic of a fat virgin beta orbiter Trumpster with a weak stance who still flinches when he fires. I don't presume that Drumpfkins are not formidable. I grew up surrounded by Trump types before they became the Trump types. I know what they can do. I've hunted with them. But that's what's funny about these neolibertarian pseudofascists. They assume they're the toughest guys in the world and everyone else is soft. That's why they keep losing wars. The south loses. Every time they flex. Jeb heads are ruthless when cornered. We burned Atlanta to the ground and used rape as a weapon of mass psychological operation, disrupted troops and marched right up to Jefferson Davis front door. We designed a bomb that destroyed entire cities, then we upgraded it. We invented remote control flying guns and remote control bombers.. Don't fuck with us. The south will rise again? Fine. We'll put em down again.

2017-03-16 01:01:59 UTC  

@Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe yes but tts is gay and doesn't play the whole thing

2017-03-16 01:02:32 UTC  

99 bottles of jews on the wall 99 bottles of kill all the kike nigger faggots