Message from @Random_user

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2017-12-04 14:31:10 UTC  

Honestly that’s what I always thought it was, speaking as a man who knows nothing about masons

2017-12-04 14:32:09 UTC  

The majority of the Masons I've met locally are 40+

2017-12-04 14:32:25 UTC  

I know of two that were in their mid to late 30's

2017-12-04 14:40:22 UTC  

This is Masonry today. One big wrinkly-dicked circle jerk where everyone gives out awards to each other for sitting around having incontinence issues, staring at their phones during speeches and rituals, and dozing off when it comes their turn to do something.

2017-12-04 14:40:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387251840271646720/masons.jpg

2017-12-04 14:41:12 UTC  

Notice the lack of follicle pigmentation in that picture

2017-12-04 14:49:05 UTC  

Guy on the left lol

2017-12-04 14:49:14 UTC  

*tips*

2017-12-04 15:08:48 UTC  

@Random_user In order to become a mason you get jumpscared by screamers on youtube

2017-12-04 15:09:36 UTC  

Is there a special Masonic code word for Boo?

2017-12-04 15:10:42 UTC  

Yes, it's "קְרִיאַת בּוּז!"

2017-12-04 15:11:20 UTC  

There wasn't nearly enough exclamation points in that to properly scare anyone.

2017-12-04 15:11:29 UTC  

קְרִיאַת בּוּז!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2017-12-04 15:11:39 UTC  

YES!!

2017-12-04 15:12:17 UTC  

O>
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2017-12-04 15:12:28 UTC  

Make of that what you will

2017-12-04 15:12:45 UTC  

It's clearly a man with a monocle

2017-12-04 15:12:50 UTC  

....

2017-12-04 15:13:02 UTC  

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

2017-12-04 15:13:32 UTC  

Very fancy. Obviously the leader of the masons. 10/10 depiction. Swell.

2017-12-04 15:13:57 UTC  

No. No. Wait. I see it now.

2017-12-04 15:14:14 UTC  

*hand rubbing intensifies*

2017-12-04 15:15:58 UTC  

O>>
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2017-12-04 15:20:23 UTC  

Everything you'd ever want to know about the "secrets" of Masonry can be found in this book, "A Bridge to Light" by Rex Hutchens.

https://www.amazon.com/Bridge-Light-Masonic-Ritual-Philosophy/dp/B000ND58BA

2017-12-04 15:20:45 UTC  

You can probably find a PDF online somewhere. It's not really meant for sale outside of lodges, but people put them up for ridiculous prices

2017-12-04 15:25:17 UTC  

French subtitles and slightly dated, but an excellent primer.

2017-12-04 15:36:46 UTC  

Achievement unlocked Senate candidate and most likely next North Dakota Senator friend requested me @everyone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387265989273845760/Screenshot_20171204-013039.png

2017-12-04 16:03:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/387272649815883776/20171204_100042.jpg

2017-12-04 16:03:21 UTC  

How are my optics?

2017-12-04 16:08:31 UTC  

toothbaste

2017-12-04 16:11:58 UTC  

That's right Jay

2017-12-04 16:36:07 UTC  

@brig Is that Jay "gas a jew a day" Bauman?

2017-12-04 16:37:31 UTC  

Sure is

2017-12-04 16:38:52 UTC  

So Jay, how are arrangements coming with Mr. Plinkett and your wedding in Paris?

2017-12-04 16:41:10 UTC  

They've been put off until Mike "Gas every kike" Stoklasa can kick the hajis out

2017-12-04 16:47:44 UTC  

I hear Mr. Plinkett was suffering from an anal prolapse after the guys in that Mexican bar shoved his Trump hat up his rectum.

2017-12-04 16:48:42 UTC  

Sad but true

2017-12-04 16:50:48 UTC  

So Jay, what did you think of "Unite the Right," from acclaimed director Zack Snyder?

2017-12-04 16:51:41 UTC  

It broke new ground!

2017-12-04 16:51:48 UTC  

AT-ST's