Message from @patron Saint of EATIN

Discord ID: 410099301113397248


2018-02-05 15:43:09 UTC  

GANG GANG GANG

2018-02-05 15:43:18 UTC  

Just to be clear: it's beautiful when humans do it, awful when animals do it

2018-02-05 15:43:18 UTC  
2018-02-05 15:43:43 UTC  

@Fash Dragon Well that's because there's only one race of humans obviously

2018-02-05 15:44:24 UTC  

Yes, there's only one Human Race. The others aren't really humans

2018-02-05 15:44:46 UTC  

well maybe two. The asians are fine

2018-02-05 15:44:57 UTC  

Asians are *fiiiiiiiiiinne*

2018-02-05 15:45:00 UTC  

honorary humans

2018-02-05 15:45:17 UTC  

Kek

2018-02-05 15:46:35 UTC  

Wait.. I just realized that there's like two women on this server... Both are mods

2018-02-05 15:46:50 UTC  

Is there a cast feminine conspiracy to undermine the party?

2018-02-05 15:47:14 UTC  

Have they worked their way in to our highest positions for an evil purpose?

2018-02-05 15:47:18 UTC  

There are a couple poverty posters too

2018-02-05 15:47:29 UTC  

poverty posters?

2018-02-05 15:47:30 UTC  

They just aren't as active/openly female

2018-02-05 15:47:36 UTC  

@Hadrian People without ranks

2018-02-05 15:47:41 UTC  

ah

2018-02-05 15:47:52 UTC  

Actively female

2018-02-05 15:48:02 UTC  

How does one be actively female

2018-02-05 15:48:07 UTC  

I didn't ask to be added here

2018-02-05 15:48:12 UTC  

And I didn't ask to be mod

2018-02-05 15:48:18 UTC  

Nigga I said ACTIVE or OPENLY FEMALE

2018-02-05 15:48:27 UTC  

Heimbach is on a FORCE JESSICA TO PEOPLE mission

2018-02-05 15:48:40 UTC  

Sounds pretty gay

2018-02-05 15:49:01 UTC  

http://prntscr.com/iagjeh
tfw you forget your password

2018-02-05 15:49:36 UTC  

Nah I thought I deleted the account. I went antisocial when I was pregnant.

2018-02-05 15:49:44 UTC  

Hormones and such

2018-02-05 15:49:47 UTC  

And then never went back

2018-02-05 15:49:57 UTC  

Well, I got MORE antisocial

2018-02-05 15:51:53 UTC  

Discord is great for being social

2018-02-05 15:52:54 UTC  

There's really nobody in my local area. One guy I spoke to once and haven't seen again. Without a place like this to blow off steam I'd probably have gone Tactical Bowlcut by now

2018-02-05 15:53:42 UTC  

I tried to explain to him that just being here and not completely isolated in Cuba Haiti, Florida, is enough socializing for me.

2018-02-05 15:53:49 UTC  

It's honestly more than I can handle sometimes

2018-02-05 15:57:10 UTC  

@patron Saint of EATIN how did you two meet? Asking for a really autistic friend who has trouble meeting women he can connect with

2018-02-05 16:00:14 UTC  

I've known of him for years, I ended up messaging him on Facebook, he bantzed and negged me into the ground, then he drove 1600 miles to meet me immediately. I had an internet boyfriend I had never met at the time who was just dragging things out and using me as an internet hype woman. I really wanted a husband and a baby. Parrott made it happen. I have a hard time connecting with anyone in any emotional sense, as does my husband. But we make a good team.

2018-02-05 16:00:30 UTC  

Negging is unironically the best strategy

2018-02-05 16:00:55 UTC  

Neg me daddy, owo @parrott

2018-02-05 16:01:31 UTC  

<:gas:390573776594796544> me pls

2018-02-05 16:02:40 UTC  

@Fash Dragon the most important thing a guy can do when he wants to lock it down is not be too nice or clingy and to take up physical space as soon as possible.

2018-02-05 16:03:14 UTC  

@Fash Dragon Be a dick, make her hate herself so she thinks she can't ever do better

2018-02-05 16:03:27 UTC  

^