Message from @Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe

Discord ID: 406623414791569428


2018-01-27 01:32:07 UTC  
2018-01-27 01:32:11 UTC  

@d.d.mcree my nigga

2018-01-27 01:32:16 UTC  

yep I know SCP

2018-01-27 01:32:27 UTC  

oooh we should write one

2018-01-27 01:32:36 UTC  

make it about jews but just implicitly

2018-01-27 01:32:38 UTC  

>can't spell write

2018-01-27 01:32:44 UTC  

not sure you should be an author

2018-01-27 01:32:48 UTC  

I'll do it

2018-01-27 01:33:24 UTC  

I don't think you'll be writing any books any time soon.

2018-01-27 01:33:32 UTC  

'cause you'll be in a locker, Slav.

2018-01-27 01:33:36 UTC  

goddamnit

2018-01-27 01:34:02 UTC  

I actually used to be a journalist in college

2018-01-27 01:34:23 UTC  

and wrote short stories

2018-01-27 01:35:08 UTC  

@Odalman it'll be one of those holohoax diaries written from inside prison or some shit

2018-01-27 01:35:25 UTC  

I suppose you are skinny enough to write a book in a locker.

2018-01-27 01:35:32 UTC  

@Hadrian lol we're fucked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/406623227100659712/scp_096_by_cinemamind-dbouo74.png

2018-01-27 01:35:52 UTC  

wtf

2018-01-27 01:35:57 UTC  

is that what the ovens were for?

2018-01-27 01:36:01 UTC  

Have you read 096?

2018-01-27 01:36:04 UTC  

fugging creepy shit

2018-01-27 01:36:16 UTC  

Especially when you get to the part about the effects of photos

2018-01-27 01:36:27 UTC  

I haven't read any SCPs in a while

2018-01-27 01:37:16 UTC  

tldr; viewing of 096's face, whether live, via video stream, or via photo, will cause it to enter an enraged state and begin travelling in the nearest vector to your location

2018-01-27 01:38:11 UTC  

No method to impede this progress has been thusfar found; 096 has successfully broken through 5 meter thick steel containment plates

2018-01-27 01:39:05 UTC  

termination attempts have included an AT4 83mm HEAT, GAU-19 12.7mm SLAP-T, and M82

2018-01-27 01:39:48 UTC  

reading it now

2018-01-27 01:40:07 UTC  

Wtf

2018-01-27 01:44:42 UTC  

Experiment with a D-Class subject placed in a bathysphere at the bottom of the Tonga Trench (>20,000 feet depth) resulted in the bathysphere being hull breached by 096

2018-01-27 01:53:00 UTC  

Someone made a mod for C&C on this

2018-01-27 01:54:39 UTC  

Actual SCP RTS would be fun but it's difficult because of the wiki licensing

2018-01-27 01:54:48 UTC  

lots of copyright issues because of the crowdwriting

2018-01-27 01:57:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/406628651698749450/scp_106_by_cinemamind-dbouoh5.png

2018-01-27 01:57:28 UTC  

>wake up to go pee

2018-01-27 01:57:40 UTC  

>see pic related on hallway ceiling

2018-01-27 01:57:41 UTC  

wat do

2018-01-27 01:57:59 UTC  

"SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL WAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

2018-01-27 02:02:28 UTC  

Triggered all over again (they are using old pics, but this all got started again over us tagging it on Sunday)

http://www.wate.com/news/local-news/ut-chancellor-releases-statement-on-racially-charged-messages-on-rock/940627501

2018-01-27 02:02:45 UTC  

Eventually they're just going to take the rock down lmao

2018-01-27 02:02:48 UTC  

THAT POOR ROCK