Message from @JCAdams
Discord ID: 410148314076413973
You're my favorite outlaw trucker 🤣
I only complain when I'm pregnant or sitting in the back seat
I rode with Parrott. He’s a good driver. At least that one time lol
My problem is my truck dynamically monitored fuel efficiency and there was a tacky reward program, so for three years, I drove like I was playing a video game to get the high score for fuel efficiency. And that involves some compromises.
Real asperger hours
"I've been driving with you for three weeks now, ...and I haven't seen you eat or lose weight."
"I've got soylent powder and instant oatmeal mix in the back that I mix with water."
"Wait, what? ...Nevermind. Nevermind."
I truly feel for your team driver
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Parrott cannot be handled without a sufficient amount of autism
Lol
I am the sperg whisperer
I was the best team driver ever. Never made a single personal stop, always maxed out my hours, and kept to myself.
It's just bantz babe
Remember when we used to bantz on the internet. That's how we got married.
They always figured out sooner or later that I was some kind of nazi.
I figured they assumed you were a serial killer
Okay okay lmao, I love and adore you.
the jewish shrinks say im an aspie<:totenthink:390928462459699201> I just hate stupid people
I scared the shit out of my driving partner during the Battle of Sacramento. "Fuck the highway patrol! I hope the guy in a coma dies. I know it was a lot of blood. That's what you get when you fuck with us."
Nigga didn't even know
Death to Communists!!!
Hail our volk!
H A I L. V I C T O R Y
#defendcharlottesville
now we can all drive down heather
My sides ffs
Gas is a good physical removal agent
These Asians gassed themselves lol
Physically Remove Asians!
Heimbach is Borat right now until I finish cutting his hair
I support irl running of the jews
MOAR BABYPOSTING
looks soo comfortable
She's always super c o m f y
kampfy
She's too chill all the time. I'm afraid we've made a mistake and formed a new strain of autism