>be american
don't
>get shot by doctor
god dammit
>that will be $1000000000000 plus tip
@Intigracy how much do you tip your doctor?
I don't
Army doctors
F r e e
America is not the place with lifelong conditions
fucking army people are welfare queens
god dam
apparently everyone did splash the mime huh
FUK UUUUUUUU
mimes deserve it
mime splashers assemble
Do you want free stuff too
I bought a Dining Plan from Disney before I went to the US, put me back £50
Join the navy
Since you're a fag you'll fit in better there
But I was ordering stuff at resteraunts that would have costed hundreds of dollars
I don't have to join the forces to get free hospital care
If I actually spend money, i would have spent thousands.
And then the most I tipped was $15
*tip*
Which is super expensive
Just the tip
how much are you supposed to tip for pizza delivery?
20%
In America
15%
people tip $1-5 bucks
that'll be $15.58, plus tip
I always do $5 because that's what my daddy told me to do
I tip £1 for deliveries here
I don't tip
I tip $10 generally due to the shitty neighborhood I live in
also is it true americans wear shoes in bed
I read this in int
so it must be true
>wear shoes in bed
