Message from Vega in Everything Is Space #ock


2017-09-29 16:29:15 UTC  

>get shot

2017-09-29 16:29:16 UTC  

Clearly wrong

2017-09-29 16:29:18 UTC  

>go to hospital

2017-09-29 16:29:23 UTC  

don't

2017-09-29 16:29:24 UTC  

there was a guy with an AK on the highway a couple months ago here

2017-09-29 16:29:25 UTC  

>that will be $10000000000 plus tip

2017-09-29 16:29:26 UTC  

t-thanks

2017-09-29 16:29:30 UTC  

>can't afford fees

2017-09-29 16:29:34 UTC  

don't

2017-09-29 16:29:36 UTC  

>doctors take me into carpark

2017-09-29 16:29:36 UTC  

sorry I didn't bring my own AK to stop him

2017-09-29 16:29:37 UTC  

>be american

2017-09-29 16:29:38 UTC  

don't

2017-09-29 16:29:39 UTC  

>get shot by doctor

2017-09-29 16:29:42 UTC  

god dammit

2017-09-29 16:30:00 UTC  

>that will be $1000000000000 plus tip

2017-09-29 16:30:17 UTC  

@Intigracy how much do you tip your doctor?

2017-09-29 16:30:24 UTC  

I don't

2017-09-29 16:30:28 UTC  

Army doctors

2017-09-29 16:30:33 UTC  

F r e e

2017-09-29 16:30:36 UTC  

America is not the place with lifelong conditions

2017-09-29 16:30:45 UTC  

fucking army people are welfare queens

2017-09-29 16:30:46 UTC  

god dam

2017-09-29 16:30:51 UTC  

apparently everyone did splash the mime huh

2017-09-29 16:30:52 UTC  

FUK UUUUUUUU

2017-09-29 16:30:59 UTC  

mimes deserve it

2017-09-29 16:31:04 UTC  

mime splashers assemble

2017-09-29 16:31:05 UTC  

Do you want free stuff too

2017-09-29 16:31:09 UTC  

I bought a Dining Plan from Disney before I went to the US, put me back £50

2017-09-29 16:31:09 UTC  

Join the navy

2017-09-29 16:31:19 UTC  

Since you're a fag you'll fit in better there

2017-09-29 16:31:21 UTC  

But I was ordering stuff at resteraunts that would have costed hundreds of dollars

2017-09-29 16:31:24 UTC  

I don't have to join the forces to get free hospital care

2017-09-29 16:31:29 UTC  

If I actually spend money, i would have spent thousands.

2017-09-29 16:31:39 UTC  

And then the most I tipped was $15

2017-09-29 16:31:48 UTC  

*tip*

2017-09-29 16:31:51 UTC  

Which is super expensive

2017-09-29 16:31:54 UTC  

Just the tip

2017-09-29 16:31:56 UTC  

how much are you supposed to tip for pizza delivery?

2017-09-29 16:32:01 UTC  

20%

2017-09-29 16:32:05 UTC  

In America