Message from @Iamawesom

Discord ID: 291736455120683008


2017-03-16 00:54:06 UTC  

What's up! Ladies and gentlemen of Youtube, Boogie2988 comin' at ya live once again, though the power of the internet!

>slurps chemically concentrated transfat
>punches chest to restart heart

PAY MY HEALTH CARE!

obliterates asscrack on chair cylinder
lisping Hoy gjaoys it's me Francis annd ay hav somethin I want off my chest, THOUSE REPOBLICANS ARENT PAYIN' MY HEALTHCARE 'R DEY STOPID OR SOMETHING?

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I don't usually make these kinda videos but today is an exception, so if you're new, maybe you just clicked the thumbnail, you've never been to my channel before, I don't usually go political or anything like that, I like talking about pokemons, or about my favorite youtubers, desperately tries to inhale air through football shaped nostrils but today is different, because this affects me so so much, and hope you guys will understand my view of the issue, those DAMN REPUBLICANS ARENT PAYING MY HEALTHCARE!

smears mayonnaise on upperbody
skin obsorbs mayonnaise

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2017-03-16 00:54:17 UTC  

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2017-03-16 00:54:23 UTC  

I love you Haupsturmfuhrer. I love it when you cum deep inside my asshole as my oily body squirms in orgasmic energy

2017-03-16 00:54:41 UTC  

harder senpai

2017-03-16 00:54:46 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2017-03-16 00:54:55 UTC  

no

2017-03-16 00:54:59 UTC  

How do i feel? I've been to the depths of embarrassment. And still I dig deeper into the Cheetos bag. I tried to ride a roller coaster in Las Vegas but the safety bar wouldn't latch because of my fat guy, so my friend and I had to get off, and everyone just loudly laughed at me.

2017-03-16 00:55:03 UTC  

It's not things like that which get to me, it's not the fact I've long since given up on wiping my ass, and I now just shower after taking a dump. It's not the fact I get out of breath just waddling into the grocery store to buy more junk food and spiced rum..

2017-03-16 00:55:12 UTC  

pooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOooOOOOooOOOoooooOOOOoooOOOp

2017-03-16 00:55:19 UTC  

or that my legs have gone all hard and red as fluid builds up because my calves don't pump it back up and I have to wear compression stockings to slow the inevitable gangrenous amputation. It's not those things.. what really gets me is now all of the normies now stare at me.

2017-03-16 00:55:25 UTC  

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2017-03-16 00:55:33 UTC  

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

2017-03-16 00:55:37 UTC  

I used to be invisible, I would stare at girls I liked hoping they'd look back but they never did. I used to be frustrated that no one ever looked at me.

2017-03-16 00:55:55 UTC  

So it's ironic that now I have gotten my wish, anytime I go anywhere people are starting at me.

2017-03-16 00:56:02 UTC  

baka baka hentai onii-chan~

2017-03-16 00:56:09 UTC  

I'm a walking freak show. Often I suddenly stare back at them and they freak out and look away, probably scared

2017-03-16 00:56:18 UTC  

I'm going to eat them. I have to take 3 different pills to try and control my blood pressure and pre diabetes.

2017-03-16 00:56:29 UTC  

I'm basically boogie2988 but ten years behind him.

2017-03-16 00:56:31 UTC  

i want to die

2017-03-16 00:56:38 UTC  

He will not survive much longer, but I still pathetically feel I have a chance..

2017-03-16 00:56:49 UTC  

if only I could walk for five minutes without my back feeling like it's going to explode and my knees crumbling beneath me.

2017-03-16 00:56:52 UTC  

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2017-03-16 00:57:05 UTC  

😦

2017-03-16 00:57:14 UTC  

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2017-03-16 00:57:15 UTC  

mods are gay 😛

2017-03-16 00:57:20 UTC  

poop poop

2017-03-16 00:57:30 UTC  

Darty my man

2017-03-16 00:57:45 UTC  

Burnside I love you

2017-03-16 00:57:45 UTC  

what's your diet like?

2017-03-16 00:57:54 UTC  

What?

2017-03-16 00:57:54 UTC  

why do kids scream when i touch them

2017-03-16 00:57:54 UTC  

I copied that from r9k

2017-03-16 00:58:06 UTC  

I'm actually relativly skinny

2017-03-16 00:58:17 UTC  

it is required that you participate in atleast 3 gay orgies a month to be a mod

2017-03-16 00:58:56 UTC  

crusades

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/291737064922284032/4UtiW7w.png

2017-03-16 00:59:13 UTC  

what else should I shitpost with tts

2017-03-16 00:59:29 UTC  

other than MLP because apperently that gets you banned