Message from @parrott

Discord ID: 380924628391952384


2017-11-17 02:49:32 UTC  

hi

2017-11-17 02:50:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274535531927568384/380912552152137739/splinter-night-combat-anorak-5736b.jpg

2017-11-17 02:55:44 UTC  

Why are you a nigger in a trench coat

2017-11-17 03:12:53 UTC  

imagine if you disconnected your lower intestine from your own butthole and attached it to the intestines of someone else

2017-11-17 03:12:57 UTC  

and pooped through their butthole

2017-11-17 03:14:54 UTC  

why the fuck would i imagine that

2017-11-17 03:15:42 UTC  

who /toenail necklace/ here

2017-11-17 03:27:21 UTC  

We've got a Jewish comedian in the room 😄

2017-11-17 03:28:11 UTC  

al franken?

2017-11-17 03:28:18 UTC  

i certainly hope our guest doesn't grope me

2017-11-17 03:31:28 UTC  

@ac Why is ur pic the Hezbollah logo

2017-11-17 03:31:49 UTC  

>Woke
>Removing your intestines and relocatting them to produce fecal matter into a bag so when you got to take a dukey you dont got shit in your ass because you're a faggot.

2017-11-17 03:32:05 UTC  

wat

2017-11-17 03:32:17 UTC  

@K Martin because Hezzbollah is woke

2017-11-17 03:32:19 UTC  

I am out edging the troll in the room

2017-11-17 03:32:19 UTC  

Am I the not-drunk person here for once?!

2017-11-17 03:32:26 UTC  

they literally blow up Jew culture centers

2017-11-17 03:32:31 UTC  

lmao

2017-11-17 03:32:33 UTC  

wewps

2017-11-17 03:32:36 UTC  

Can't argue with that

2017-11-17 03:38:28 UTC  

Okay. Disabled the chat function for now.

2017-11-17 03:38:55 UTC  

The hard part's done. Tomorrow I'll get the urgent style issues resolved.

2017-11-17 03:39:19 UTC  

Everything at the site is ugly as hell right now, and I know that.

2017-11-17 03:39:51 UTC  

I just want to get the functionality working ASAP and then circle back around and make it not look like ass.

2017-11-17 03:40:07 UTC  

Can we get one of those dank interactive introductions on the website that were cool in like 201*

2017-11-17 03:40:16 UTC  

That has audio

2017-11-17 03:40:17 UTC  

and like

2017-11-17 03:40:29 UTC  

yeah

2017-11-17 03:40:31 UTC  

The nifty thing about it is that it allows for OTR encryption, which means that individual users can chat with one another privately, without me being able to intercept and read it.

2017-11-17 03:40:58 UTC  

@ac Hezbollah is okay for me

2017-11-17 03:42:11 UTC  

I'm working on a fucking DANK animated gif of a waving american flag, a full splash page flash animation of a bald eagle swooping down and defeating communism, and a "Geocities (1998)" copyright at the bottom.

2017-11-17 03:42:43 UTC  

Dude the background should be a waving american flag

2017-11-17 03:42:59 UTC  

And put that shit in COMIC SANS

2017-11-17 03:43:48 UTC  

yes

2017-11-17 03:44:03 UTC  

Somehow make the flag itself comic sans

2017-11-17 03:44:08 UTC  

<HTML/>"THE JEWS ARE USING THEIR MONEY SCAMS ANd THE NIGGERS ARE KILLIN

2017-11-17 03:44:45 UTC  

No no no. Never use "Jews"

2017-11-17 03:45:17 UTC  

The global cosmopolitan money-changer cultural marxists.

2017-11-17 03:45:17 UTC  

Global libers elites

2017-11-17 03:45:24 UTC  

"Elites"

2017-11-17 03:46:34 UTC  

Nothing says _elite_ like a contorted, greasy, five foot tall gnome fidgeting and scheming about in a dimly lit and cluttered Manhattan efficiency apartment.