-define hello

**Hello**: [The only] word on this [site] that has nothing to do with sex or [drugs]!
*person 1: hello
Person 2: hi
Person 1: [goodbye]
Person 2: [Farewell], and may the forces of evil become confused in their [eternal] search for you
*person 1 runs away**
*(<http://hello.urbanup.com/2269237>)* *9 more results*

-define bed

**bed**: A bed is a [miniature] [gravity well] designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is [no escape].
*I should really do my homework.
And my [chores].
And my job.
And eat.

...But [I just can't] [lift] myself out of bed!!*
*(<http://bed.urbanup.com/7385204>)* *9 more results*

-define :x

**:x**: Used when someone has nothing to say/doesn't want to [reply]. Also used when someone has a [comment], but doesn't want to [say anything].
*noob: ne hott [guyz] press [31] 2 [tlk]!!
me: :x*
*(<http://x.urbanup.com/966555>)* *9 more results*

-define werk

**Werk**: A congratulatory [exclamation] of approval
*[Ra]! Them trainers are bangin! Werk !

Oi [bredrin]! I heard you [sprat] them 2 chicks last night! Werk.*
*(<http://werk.urbanup.com/3553778>)* *9 more results*

-define dipping

@Nyoki i enabled a lot of features for tatsamuki

**dipping**: 1. To dip

[dipping] is leaving suddenly or [abruptly]. [Dipping] is closely related to the words [ditch] andditching
*[Pete]: Hey man, this party really [sucks].

[Tom]: Yeah, I'm dipping, later.*
*(<http://dipping.urbanup.com/4122991>)* *9 more results*

t!redits

!slots

-define :v

**:V**: [That one] face [spanish] and/or portugeuse([br]) people overuse online.
*Alguem [br]? :V Ninguém é br :V*
*(<http://v.urbanup.com/13093867>)* *9 more results*

-define o/

**o/**: [The best] [way to say] [hello].
*common idiot > [hi] [steve]
[smart guy] > o/*
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t!dog

@.𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓭
You going to tell me thoes features c;

@The89thOptimist dude I noticed Mexicans use that fucking face so much

Ahh. The bot is spilling truth indeed

brazilians like to spam k's in response to things

Not to forget

-define kkkkk

**kkkkk**: [kkkk], [will do]
*[kkk],[kkkk],[kkkkkk]*
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Jajajajaja

Kkkkkk

-define k

**K**: The text you [receive] from [your girlfriend], really meaning "[fuck you]"
*"[babe] [im sorry]" -boy
"k" -girl*
*(<http://k.urbanup.com/5778821>)* *9 more results*

Or rsrsrs

-define exo

**EXO**: Exo is a 9 member Chinese-Korean boy group who were originally deemed as flops but now they're dominating the kpop world Chris Browns voice Look at me now.

Members:
[Suho]: also known as $[uho], and mama [suho] since he's the leader and is basically a single mom of 8 kids and is 2 secs away from having a mental breakdown

[Xiumin]: The oldest, but looks the youngest and is the most built but also the one who's the most mature he's probably the quietest out of all 9 morons

[Yixing]/Lay: Don't be fooled, he may come across as innocent but he's not. he can either be gods child or [SM's] resident hoe This boy has a serious spanking kink, but he's probably the sweetest guy you'll ever see.

DO: satan himself, is smol but deadly thats all you need to know

[Chanyeol]: This guy falls off his chair every 2 minutes. he's super tall, looks really fluffy but has the voice of god. can't dance to save his life

Chen/[Jongdae]: looks like a dinosaur, main vocalist. doesn't stop talking, too loud for his own good, ADAMS APPLE!

[Baekhyun]: also a main vocalist, flirts with anything that has two legs, loves his hands, is friends with everyone in the kpop industry. #1 [yixing] fan boy

Kai/[Jongin]: second youngest, wanted to be a ballerina, his dancing is lethal and he knows it. Jongin is cute and fluffy, but kai is sexy and wild. theres a difference.

Sehun: maknae but looks the oldest, is treasured by his hyungs but suho has an extra soft spot for him. king of bitch face and [body rolls].
*"Did [Exo] win [the grand] [prize] again?"
"Duh"*
*(<http://exo.urbanup.com/10895309>)* *9 more results*

-define rs

**RS**: RS is an abbreviation for Real Shit. It's a common saying when [gangsters] talk, or when some of us [pretentious] fags feel like a [hood rat].
*Example1
TJ: ayyy nigga! you got dat good shit bruh?
[RayRay]: yea [my main man]! RS bruh. real shit.

Example2
Tyler: Hey boss, did you get that [Q3] sales report?
Richard: Yes I did. RS, expect a promotion in a few weeks.*
*(<http://rs.urbanup.com/5594865>)* *9 more results*

-define rsrs

**rsrs**: The "[rs]" commonly seen in conversations throughout the internet, is an abbreviation of "risos" (laughs). Depending on how a person pronounces it, it can also sound like a laughing (quite weird) Just like "[kkkk]", "hahaha", and so on. Just note however that "rsrs" isn't used in [Portugal].
*“[Rsrs], that was jokes, not as [cringey] as you said [tho]”*
*(<http://rsrs.urbanup.com/13525572>)* *2 more results*

-define jajajaja

**Jajajaja**: In [spanish] the "j" sounds like an "h" so [its like] "hahahaha" but spelled the spanish kind of way "[jajajaja]".
*Person A, Person B

A: *tells [joke]*
B: LOL!! Jajajaja!
A: [Yay]! [I'm funny]!*
*(<http://jajajaja.urbanup.com/1731925>)* *2 more results*

Hmph

I like literally pronouncing ja