**dayum**: an explative, [not unlike] [whoa]. It is a more emphasized [version] of the word "damn" when it is used in the same way.
*"[Dayum]! [Your sister's] [HOT]!"*
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-define c:

**C:**: The [opposite] of :C. An [extremely] [happy face].
*I [won the lottery]! [Life] is [great]! C: *
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-define :*

**:***: An [emoticon] used to [represent] [a kiss]
*I love you :*
[I love you more] :* :*
No, I love you more :*:*:*:*:*
No, I love you more :*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*
etc., etc., [ad]. [infinitum]*
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-define 8=D

**8=D**: I though it was a [smiley face]. I used it everywhere. Now I'm [banned] from lots of [forums]. =(
*Me: I'm so [happy]! 8=D

[Admin]: Why, you like [penis]? *BANNZOR**
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-define :3

**:3**: A [symbol] meant to [represent] [the cat] face made by anime characters when they say something clever, or sarcastic, or are commenting on something cute.
*"[Isn't it] [just] [adorable]? :3"*
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-

-define :b

**:B**: [An internet] [face] [used] to symbolize smart-assness.
*[Hello there]. I got [a 96]% on my [science] test :B*
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-define job

**job**: Means by which at least 30% of your life is [stolen] from you to enrich the owners of a company making [useless shit] that some other poor idiot in [a job] will buy.
**
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Whoa

-define d:

**D:**: A [distressed] [emoticon]. Partially translatable as "[Oh No]!"
*<A> Hahahaha! [You suck] B! I'm [going] to get [j00]!
D:*
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-define upsetti spaghetti

**Upsetti Spaghetti**: To be [upset]
*Dude: *[drops] [free taco]*
Bro: *gasps*

Dude: ...
Bro: Are you okay dude???
Dude: Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’m just [upsetti spaghetti].*
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-define hello

**Hello**: [The only] word on this [site] that has nothing to do with sex or [drugs]!
*person 1: hello
Person 2: hi
Person 1: [goodbye]
Person 2: [Farewell], and may the forces of evil become confused in their [eternal] search for you
*person 1 runs away**
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-define bed

**bed**: A bed is a [miniature] [gravity well] designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is [no escape].
*I should really do my homework.
And my [chores].
And my job.
And eat.

...But [I just can't] [lift] myself out of bed!!*
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-define :x

**:x**: Used when someone has nothing to say/doesn't want to [reply]. Also used when someone has a [comment], but doesn't want to [say anything].
*noob: ne hott [guyz] press [31] 2 [tlk]!!
me: :x*
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-define werk

**Werk**: A congratulatory [exclamation] of approval
*[Ra]! Them trainers are bangin! Werk !

Oi [bredrin]! I heard you [sprat] them 2 chicks last night! Werk.*
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-define dipping

@Nyoki i enabled a lot of features for tatsamuki

**dipping**: 1. To dip

[dipping] is leaving suddenly or [abruptly]. [Dipping] is closely related to the words [ditch] andditching
*[Pete]: Hey man, this party really [sucks].

[Tom]: Yeah, I'm dipping, later.*
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t!redits

!slots

-define :v

**:V**: [That one] face [spanish] and/or portugeuse([br]) people overuse online.
*Alguem [br]? :V Ninguém é br :V*
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-define o/

**o/**: [The best] [way to say] [hello].
*common idiot > [hi] [steve]
[smart guy] > o/*
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t!dog

@.𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓭
You going to tell me thoes features c;

@The89thOptimist dude I noticed Mexicans use that fucking face so much

Ahh. The bot is spilling truth indeed