**:***: An [emoticon] used to [represent] [a kiss]
*I love you :*
[I love you more] :* :*
No, I love you more :*:*:*:*:*
No, I love you more :*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*
etc., etc., [ad]. [infinitum]*
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-define ❤

**❤**: [Love]!!!
*I ❤ you [more than] [stars in the sky]!*
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-define All Lives Matter

-define ;*

**All Lives Matter**: A true [statement] which [racist] progressives [refute].
*[Black Lives Matter]. White Lives [Matter]. [ALL LIVES MATTER]*
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**;***: [Fake] [kiss]. [Combination] of ;) and :*
*zikson: i must go, i [have some] guests :*
Sanjica: ok, [cya] later ;*
zikson: Omg :o fake [kiss] :S*
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-define optimist

**Optimist**: A [Buffalo Bills] [fan] in [August]
*Optimist Bills fan, 1998: "[The bills] are [going all the way] this year! We've got [Doug Flutie]!"*
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-define @.@

**@.@**: [Sock] and [awe].

[See] @_@
*[Person]: [Wow] @.@

Person: @.@ ::[speechless]::*
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-define sock

**SOCK**: Some Other [Cunt's] Kid

The annoyance of some other male having [impregnated] a female with his spawn and causing down-stream problems for other guys. Problem being she'll suck your for [cash and] may have a child to the new guy.
*"Jesus dude! Stay away from her, she has a SOCK!"
"[A what]?"
"A [fuckin'] SOCK! Some Other [Cunt's] Kid!"
Oh, shit. Give that one a miss..."*
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-define 89

**89**: [Titty Fucking]
*I [89'd] [that bitch] [like whoa]*
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-define ;_;

**;_;**: Internet [smiley] to express [crying]. [Usualy] when you're emotioned.
*This [dress] is [so cute]. ;_;*
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-define dayum

**dayum**: an explative, [not unlike] [whoa]. It is a more emphasized [version] of the word "damn" when it is used in the same way.
*"[Dayum]! [Your sister's] [HOT]!"*
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-define c:

**C:**: The [opposite] of :C. An [extremely] [happy face].
*I [won the lottery]! [Life] is [great]! C: *
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-define :*

**:***: An [emoticon] used to [represent] [a kiss]
*I love you :*
[I love you more] :* :*
No, I love you more :*:*:*:*:*
No, I love you more :*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*
etc., etc., [ad]. [infinitum]*
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-define 8=D

**8=D**: I though it was a [smiley face]. I used it everywhere. Now I'm [banned] from lots of [forums]. =(
*Me: I'm so [happy]! 8=D

[Admin]: Why, you like [penis]? *BANNZOR**
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-define :3

**:3**: A [symbol] meant to [represent] [the cat] face made by anime characters when they say something clever, or sarcastic, or are commenting on something cute.
*"[Isn't it] [just] [adorable]? :3"*
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-define :b

**:B**: [An internet] [face] [used] to symbolize smart-assness.
*[Hello there]. I got [a 96]% on my [science] test :B*
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-define job

**job**: Means by which at least 30% of your life is [stolen] from you to enrich the owners of a company making [useless shit] that some other poor idiot in [a job] will buy.
**
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Whoa

-define d:

**D:**: A [distressed] [emoticon]. Partially translatable as "[Oh No]!"
*<A> Hahahaha! [You suck] B! I'm [going] to get [j00]!
D:*
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-define upsetti spaghetti

**Upsetti Spaghetti**: To be [upset]
*Dude: *[drops] [free taco]*
Bro: *gasps*

Dude: ...
Bro: Are you okay dude???
Dude: Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’m just [upsetti spaghetti].*
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-define hello

**Hello**: [The only] word on this [site] that has nothing to do with sex or [drugs]!
*person 1: hello
Person 2: hi
Person 1: [goodbye]
Person 2: [Farewell], and may the forces of evil become confused in their [eternal] search for you
*person 1 runs away**
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-define bed

**bed**: A bed is a [miniature] [gravity well] designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is [no escape].
*I should really do my homework.
And my [chores].
And my job.
And eat.

...But [I just can't] [lift] myself out of bed!!*
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