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2019-03-09 10:08:43 UTC  

sure sure no problem.

2019-03-09 10:09:11 UTC  

-define snapchat me that pussy

2019-03-09 10:09:12 UTC  

**Snapchat pussy**: Meaning is twofold: it either represents a picture of an actual vagina being send over [Snapchat].

Or, it defines a person, could be male or female, who is [unwilling] to let a picture voluntarily be taken of themselves in a certain obscure position, or of certain revealing body parts, with the [intend] of being send over Snapchat.
*[Stan] and [Angie] are about to have a hot session of [good sex]. Angie is dressed to the occasion, wearing some kind of hot net [stocking] outfit. She is dancing.

Stan is able grab his cell and open up Snapchat to make a good picture for his mates. ( Since they are never gonna believe Stan is actually able to have sex with this woman).

1. When Stan is making his way down for some oral pleasuring, he takes his cell with him. Angie has no idea: 'click' / 'send': Snapchat pussy

2. Angie sees Stan reaching for his phone, and pointing at her. She freaks out and knocks his [cell out] of his hands.

Angie: "what the hell do you think you're doing?"
Stan: "common, its just a little peak over Snapchat!"
Angie: "the hell you won't!!"
Stan: "Jeezz, its on one second!!...........[tsss]..(mumbling)...Snapchat pussy!"*
*(<http://snapchat-pussy.urbanup.com/7077239>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-09 10:12:42 UTC  

t!credits

2019-03-09 10:12:42 UTC  

💳 | **Nyoki**, **you have a balance of 💴 312 credits!**

2019-03-09 10:13:05 UTC  

t!slots 312

2019-03-09 10:13:05 UTC  

**[ 🎰 l SLOTS ]**
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🍐 : 7⃣ : 🍒

🍌 : 🍐 : 🍌 **<**

🍒 : 🍈 : 🍊
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| : : : **LOST** : : : |

**Nyoki** used **312** credit(s) and lost everything.

2019-03-09 10:13:27 UTC  

t!wiki coke

2019-03-09 10:13:28 UTC  
2019-03-09 10:13:41 UTC  

-define choke

2019-03-09 10:13:41 UTC  

**choke**: Has little [or nothing] to do with anticipated results. It's not limited to sports or competition. You can choke on an assignment for work, choke in an attempt to seduce a crush of yours. Jordan missing a free throw. You can choke anywhere, anytime.
[Choking] is when you had control, and failed to [execute].

What happens is you are suppose to be focused on what your eyes are viewing. But your weak mind chooses to worry about something negative whether real or not, past or future.

It's bigger than that
*[Michael Jordan] would be considered one of the most clutch professional sports players of all time.
[Only you] know when [you choke]. Its a distinct feeling. Choking doesn't give a crap about expectations.*
*(<http://choke.urbanup.com/5161625>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-09 10:14:01 UTC  

-define smack a bitch

2019-03-09 10:14:01 UTC  

**Smack a Bitch**: When someone really needs to [get sent] back to their senses, You [smack a bitch]. Either the person acted [out of line] or was offensive in one way or another; so you smack them, back-handed or open-palmed, either way it needs to be a quick and across the face.
*Yo that hoe came all up in my [grills], so I just had [ta] [smack a bitch].*
*(<http://smack-a-bitch.urbanup.com/2013210>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-09 10:15:22 UTC  

-define intrusive

2019-03-09 10:15:23 UTC  

**intrusive**: Something that forcibly imposes itself on you at a time when you don't want it.
Example: [Facebook Messenger's] extremely annoying [popup] notification that superimposes itself over everything else you are doing on your smart phone and has to be [uninstalled] in order to stop it.
*I installed [Facebook Messenger] on my smart phone because I was forced into it with [Zuckerberg's] monopoly on social media and all, but I decided I would rather swallow glass than have to endure the annoying app -- and [uninstalled] it within 12 hours because it was so damn intrusive.*
*(<http://intrusive.urbanup.com/7872315>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-09 10:16:37 UTC  

t!commands

2019-03-09 10:16:37 UTC  

```rb
`Standard Commands List`
```
Use `t!help [command]` to get more info on a specific command, for example: `t!help rank`

**1. Core - **`help` `invite` `leveledroles` `ping` `selfroles` `support`
**2. Social - **`dailies` `played` `profile` `rank` `reputation` `setinfo` `top`
**3. Fun - **`8ball` `cah` `cat` `catfacts` `choose` `coin` `cookie` `dice` `dog` `dogfacts` `fishy` `fortune` `numberfacts` `psychopass` `reverse` `rps` `slots` `tags` `tatsugotchi`
**4. Economy - **`credits` `points`
**5. Utilities - **`color` `converter` `crypto` `google` `image` `lotto` `math` `stocks` `strawpoll` `vote` `wiki` `youtube`
**6. Information - **`avatar` `botlist` `shared` `usage`
**8. Memes - **`beautiful` `hackerman`

```pl
# Don't include the example brackets when using commands!
# To view mod commands, use t@help
```

2019-03-09 10:16:48 UTC  

t!botlist

2019-03-09 10:16:49 UTC  

2019-03-09 10:17:31 UTC  

!commands

2019-03-09 10:17:31 UTC  

This server has no tags.
See <https://docs.carl.gg/> for all commands.

2019-03-09 10:20:38 UTC  

!roles

2019-03-09 10:21:51 UTC  

-commands

2019-03-09 10:21:58 UTC  

You've got mail!

2019-03-09 10:24:19 UTC  

t!cookie @Nyoki

2019-03-09 10:24:19 UTC  

2019-03-09 10:27:08 UTC  

Invalid arguments provided: Improper mention "help"

2019-03-09 10:28:34 UTC  

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2019-03-09 10:35:18 UTC  

2019-03-09 10:36:15 UTC  

2019-03-09 10:37:15 UTC  

z/list

2019-03-09 10:37:15 UTC  

2019-03-09 10:39:01 UTC  

?help

2019-03-09 10:48:29 UTC  
2019-03-09 10:48:30 UTC  

2019-03-09 10:51:44 UTC  

t!cookie @Nyoki

2019-03-09 10:51:44 UTC  

2019-03-09 10:53:12 UTC  

t!cookie @Frosty

2019-03-09 10:53:12 UTC  

2019-03-09 10:54:24 UTC  

-define mod abuse

2019-03-09 10:54:24 UTC  

**Mod abuse**: When a moderator or administrator abuses his (or her but [let's be honest], it's usually a guy) powers to rule over other people and [suppress] their posts. Usually done by websites that promote bad [moderation] teams eg. GameFAQs.
*Error1355: I like this game
Poster 1: I don't like it
Error1355: *moderates post, gives 3KL* [mod abuse]
Everyone: Wow, [Error] is a [complete faggot].*
*(<http://mod-abuse.urbanup.com/7123336>)* *9 more results*