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-define dow jones

**Dow Jones**: [Recent events] such as the [CDO]/CDS meltdown have caused movements in the market similar to that made by a female as she administers fellatio.

Originates from the following context: "Bitch is [goin' down] like the Dow Jones!"
*Baller [Inc] [Exec] 1: Did you go to Circle last night?
Baller Inc Exec 2: I did, Dow Jones was the [value added] to the experience.*
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**BDG**: [Big Dick] [Grandma]
*"[Oh] [Gertrude] is [such a] BDG"*
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**funhouse**: a funhouse is a [euphemism] for a [vagina]
*[I wanna] [put] [my cock] into your funhouse tonight!*
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**crowded**: when there's no more room for [bruising] and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in [the balls] or because you got your NUTS [SMASHED]!!!
*[man-]"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"

lady-"[Oh my fuck]!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)

man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn [CROWDED] my balls(faints) *
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-define choo choo

**choo choo**: (verb) to [run a train] as by multiple males having [intercourse] with one female

(noun) the act of [running a train] on a female
*Let's choo choo [that bitch]! [Chuch]!

[Troy's] never once been in a choo choo.*
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-define sunrise

**Sunrise**: When you're [laying in bed] first thing in the morning and you get a [boner] for no [apparent] reason; the name is derived from the time of day at which it occurs
*I [woke up] early this morning when I [rolled over] on my [sunrise]*
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-define zelu

**Zelu**: An intense feeling of [satisfaction] of what you represnt. Why you represent it, and can get [cocky] about it because of how [good you] feel about it.
*Guy 1: Your [so weird] bro.
Guy 2: To you im weird, to me im normal.
Guy 1: Zelu.
Guy 2: Thats right [scrub], i might be weird to you, but all it is, is just that YOU are [fuckin'] weird bro!*
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-define a.s.n

**A.S.N**: Stands for [Aint Shit] Nigga. Word used to reference someone (particularly a boyfriend) with [no job], [no car], and no money.
*[I'm so tired] of having to support my boyfriend while he watches cartoons.

Yeah, you always seem to attract [the A].S.[Ns]*
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-define dea

**Dea**: Usually an amazing friend.

She's someone who, even if you don't see for a while, you love to be around. She always tries to help if [you need it], and can [impart] great wisdom when needed.

Someone who gets stressed/depressed sometimes, and you worry about her a lot. You know that you have to always be there for her.

Someone who has great taste in music, and loves to make people [CDs].
*I was super [worried] about my friend, so I [talked] to Dea, and she helped [calm] me down and see reason.*
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-define fbi

**FBI**: Federal [Bureau] of Investigation; an agency of [the Justice] Department responsible for investigating [violations] of Federal laws.
*The FBI is primarily a [law enforcement] [agency]. They collect intelligence related to [domestic] security and perform crime investigations.*
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-define bankster

**Bankster**: A portmanteau of "[banker]" and "gangster", popularized by (among others) [the economist] Murray N. Rothbard, used by him to attack what he held to be the inherently fraudulent nature of Fractional-Reserve [banking] (as opposed to 100% gold reserve banking, which he defended as the only honest form of banking). Frequently used in reference to The Fed.

In more recent popular usage, often refers in a vague way to the forces of "Wall Street", or to those persons in the financial services industry who grow rich despite the continued impoverishment of those who depend on their services, and despite their apparent inability to succeed in business without constant government assistance.
*"[The Fed] is an organized cartel of [banksters], who are creating inflation, ripping off the public, destroying the savings of the [average American]."

"The banksters crashed the economy, but thanks to generous federal bailouts, they won't have to sacrifice their fat bonuses."*
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-define scam artist

**Scam Artist**: The person who creates and runs a scam. The [mastermind] behind the operation but is also often the [scammer] who actually caries out the con or [swindle].
*"He's a fricken' [scam artist] and I wouldn't [trust] him with a [dead fly]."*
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-define pyramid scheme

**pyramid scheme**: A fraudulent [business model], illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.

Frequently passed off as [Multi-Level Marketing] by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase [quota] to qualify for payments.
*[Pyramid] schemes market to prospective participants while [Multi-Level Marketing] plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.

Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam [shrivels] even faster than it grew.*
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-define Charles ponzi

**ponzi**: A type of investment scam.

A [ponzi scheme] is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying returns to investors [out of the money] raised from new investors.

The scheme is named after Charles [Ponzi], an Italian immigrant to the United States in the 1920s.
*I got taken by a [HYIP] ponzi [scam] last week. They promised 20% a month but [ran] away with my money!*
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-define j cole

**J Cole**: [FIRE]
*J Cole: [Fire], [It Burns] [Nigga]*
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**christianity**: Christianity is [monotheistic] religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful God. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, from the greek word Biblios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Bible is not one book but indeed [66 books].

There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christians there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian. The most liberal view of everyone who says they are a Christian being a Christian would place [the figure] around 75%, whereas the considerably more conservative belief that anyone outside your own denomination is not a Christian can place the figure as low as 0.1%.

Denominations [sprout] from the original idea of Christianity because some phrases from the bible [contridict] each other, and thus to [harmonise] this people say phrase A is literal whereas phrase B is [symbolic]. However, one group might say A is symbolic, but another might say B is symbolic. Thus, there are now hundreds of different denominations preaching slightly different versions of effectively the same source material.

Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'big' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of negative press. However, like all groups, Christianity has [the best and worst] among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing anything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.

However, many Christians - most, in fact - are decent people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
*[Christians] believe in [a single], patriachal [god].*
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-define hot sauce

**hot sauce**: [Best]. [Condiment]. [Ever].
*I use my hot sauces on my BBQ pork, pasta, [Italian food] (including pizza), burgers, steak, [Mexican food], [Oriental] food, omeletes, and other tasty kinds of food.*
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