Message from @-Joe

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2019-02-27 13:21:32 UTC  

Fire

2019-02-27 13:21:36 UTC  

For sure

2019-02-27 13:26:12 UTC  

**christianity**: Christianity is [monotheistic] religion which worships one patriachal all-powerful God. The Holy Book of Christianity is the Bible, from the greek word Biblios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Bible is not one book but indeed [66 books].

There are many different denominations of Christianity, and it is incredibly hard to estimate how many Christians there are in the United States because there is no common belief on what defines a Christian. The most liberal view of everyone who says they are a Christian being a Christian would place [the figure] around 75%, whereas the considerably more conservative belief that anyone outside your own denomination is not a Christian can place the figure as low as 0.1%.

Denominations [sprout] from the original idea of Christianity because some phrases from the bible [contridict] each other, and thus to [harmonise] this people say phrase A is literal whereas phrase B is [symbolic]. However, one group might say A is symbolic, but another might say B is symbolic. Thus, there are now hundreds of different denominations preaching slightly different versions of effectively the same source material.

Unfortunately, as Christianity is the 'big' religion of the Western World, it gets a lot of negative press. However, like all groups, Christianity has [the best and worst] among their number. The Christians who get the most press are the ones who give the stereotypical image of never doing anything wrong, and sitting on streets shout 'REPENT OR GO TO HELL', or something similarly pleasant.

However, many Christians - most, in fact - are decent people who just want the right to practice their own religion, like everyone else (or the right to NOT practice a religion, in the case of some).
*[Christians] believe in [a single], patriachal [god].*
*(<http://christianity.urbanup.com/810144>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 13:26:16 UTC  

-define hot sauce

2019-02-27 13:26:16 UTC  

**hot sauce**: [Best]. [Condiment]. [Ever].
*I use my hot sauces on my BBQ pork, pasta, [Italian food] (including pizza), burgers, steak, [Mexican food], [Oriental] food, omeletes, and other tasty kinds of food.*
*(<http://hot-sauce.urbanup.com/1516678>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 13:26:38 UTC  

**Christian**: A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could [vent] to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he [bullies] you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a [fantabulous] person you could ever meet. :).
*Christian: [Im] not [famous] :(
Me: You're famous [omfg]*
*(<http://christian.urbanup.com/7099519>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 13:27:25 UTC  

-define poggmathon

2019-02-27 13:27:25 UTC  

No result :(

2019-02-27 13:27:29 UTC  

-define pogg

2019-02-27 13:27:30 UTC  

**pogg**: [awsome]
*[dude] [thats] [fuckin] pogg*
*(<http://pogg.urbanup.com/4233890>)* *1 more results*

2019-02-27 13:34:28 UTC  

-define triple crown

2019-02-27 13:34:29 UTC  

**Triple Crown**: To successfully and enjoyably [ejaculate] [three times] [in one] day.
*"Dude, [I was bored] yesterday." -Tom
"Me too, there was nothing to do." -Jack
"Don't tell anyone but I achieved [the Triple Crown]..." -Tom
"I was thinking about [going for it]." -Jack*
*(<http://triple-crown.urbanup.com/5387033>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 13:34:44 UTC  

wrong def.

2019-02-27 13:41:33 UTC  

-define triple

2019-02-27 13:41:33 UTC  

**triple**: when u [shit], [cum] and [puke] at the same time.
*I had a [steady] [rythm] going and then i just [tripled] myself :p.*
*(<http://triple.urbanup.com/6101138>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 13:44:48 UTC  

-define karnt

2019-02-27 13:44:48 UTC  

**karnt**: same meaning as [cunt] only gets through work [email] [filters]
*"[That guy] is [the biggest] karnt i have ever [met]"*
*(<http://karnt.urbanup.com/939530>)* *1 more results*

2019-02-27 14:14:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550157829231869952/550319702627581962/image0.jpg

2019-02-27 14:42:24 UTC  

Very true

2019-02-27 14:46:25 UTC  

Always happens to me on exam day

2019-02-27 15:13:06 UTC  

-define swb

2019-02-27 15:13:06 UTC  

**swb**: meaning 'Skinny White Bitch' is an adjective pronounced ([swub]). This is a girl, while skinny and white, to be found particularly unattractive to the general male populace. (see also butterface) They are notably [mousy]. However, one male member in a group of friends without fail, proceeds to date several of these girls and find them interesting, despise their major lack of personality and looks. This term is often used [behind the back] of (and at times to the face of) the friend who is dating the swb. May also be used in as an adverb: swb-ly or (swubly).
*Friend 1: Did you see his new chick?
Friend 2: [Oh yea]. There he goes again! What a swb!
Friend 1: [Yea], she was [hella] swb-ly.*
*(<http://swb.urbanup.com/2725276>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 15:13:50 UTC  

-define s.w.b

2019-02-27 15:13:50 UTC  

**S.W.B**: Skinny [white booty], because there ARE a few skinny [white girls] with [booties].
*These [jeans] [make] my S.W.B. [look] hawtttt.*
*(<http://swb.urbanup.com/2030433>)*

2019-02-27 16:10:58 UTC  

-define 21st

2019-02-27 16:10:58 UTC  

**January 21st**: [Eff] the [Exes] Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much [the Bee's Knees]. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
*Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!

Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.

Joe: There's a holiday called that?

Josh: Yeah every January 21st!

Joe: Cool! What did you do?

John: Well, I went on a [super date] with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer [Captain's] chest!

Joe: HEYOOOH!!! [Good riddance] to that whore!*
*(<http://january-21st.urbanup.com/6365573>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 16:34:55 UTC  

-define bogus

2019-02-27 16:34:55 UTC  

**bogus**: wiggity-wiggity-whack; bullshit; [unfortunate]; silly; [unbelievable]; not [genuine]; the opposite of excellent
*Bill S. Preston, [Esq]. and Ted "[Theodore]" Logan: "[Bogus]!"*
*(<http://bogus.urbanup.com/8384>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 16:35:08 UTC  

-define boogie

2019-02-27 16:35:09 UTC  

**boogie**: A [black person], [typically] from [the ghetto].
*Don't take [the next] offramp, or we'll [end up] [in the middle] of boogie-town.*
*(<http://boogie.urbanup.com/2740768>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 16:35:33 UTC  

-define bonkers

2019-02-27 16:35:33 UTC  

**bonkers**: ([adj]) [crazy], [wild]
*[Don't go] bonkers!*
*(<http://bonkers.urbanup.com/13175>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 16:42:58 UTC  

-define distinguishe

2019-02-27 16:42:59 UTC  

**Distinguished**: What [Paul] uses [instead] of [OLD].
*Paul, your [grey beard] makes you look [OLD dude]!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look [DISTINGUISHED].*
*(<http://distinguished.urbanup.com/5826953>)* *8 more results*

2019-02-27 16:45:09 UTC  

-define malarkey

2019-02-27 16:45:09 UTC  

**malarkey**: [Irish-American] for [bullshit].
*[George W. Bush] is [full] of malarkey.*
*(<http://malarkey.urbanup.com/269849>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 16:46:15 UTC  

-define atf

2019-02-27 16:46:16 UTC  

**ATF**: [According] [To Facebook]
*Did you hear about [Tom] and [Lilly]? ATF, they're [in a relationship].*
*(<http://atf.urbanup.com/5387465>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 16:50:11 UTC  

**Mona Lisa**: A girl of [unsurpassed] beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her [namesake], has a [stamp] of "do not touch."
*She's positively [gorgeous], but doesn't [date]: a [regular] Mona Lisa.*
*(<http://mona-lisa.urbanup.com/2597646>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 16:59:55 UTC  

**Pattern**: To [fix yourself]/[get yourself] together after doing some [stupid ass shit] or just picking up yo damn life. Also, means to get yourself into line/know your place.
*John : Your mother is [fucking ugly] as all [fucking hell]

Alex : [Pattern b]*
*(<http://pattern.urbanup.com/11138161>)* *9 more results*

2019-02-27 17:00:31 UTC  

**king without a crown**: An earthly king with no substance. A king who has lost his [vindication].

e.i.- King [Saul] (Old Testement, First Samuel 9) after disobeying God's orders God rejected him. and although he was still king of the israelites on earth he no longer was God's [anointed] king
*[Bush] might be president but the [majority] of [americans] hate him. he is a king without a crown.*
*(<http://king-without-a-crown.urbanup.com/2058089>)* *9 more results*