Message from @-Joe
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**karnt**: same meaning as [cunt] only gets through work [email] [filters]
*"[That guy] is [the biggest] karnt i have ever [met]"*
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Very true
Always happens to me on exam day
-define swb
**swb**: meaning 'Skinny White Bitch' is an adjective pronounced ([swub]). This is a girl, while skinny and white, to be found particularly unattractive to the general male populace. (see also butterface) They are notably [mousy]. However, one male member in a group of friends without fail, proceeds to date several of these girls and find them interesting, despise their major lack of personality and looks. This term is often used [behind the back] of (and at times to the face of) the friend who is dating the swb. May also be used in as an adverb: swb-ly or (swubly).
*Friend 1: Did you see his new chick?
Friend 2: [Oh yea]. There he goes again! What a swb!
Friend 1: [Yea], she was [hella] swb-ly.*
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-define s.w.b
**S.W.B**: Skinny [white booty], because there ARE a few skinny [white girls] with [booties].
*These [jeans] [make] my S.W.B. [look] hawtttt.*
*(<http://swb.urbanup.com/2030433>)*
-define 21st
**January 21st**: [Eff] the [Exes] Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much [the Bee's Knees]. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!
*Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!
Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.
Joe: There's a holiday called that?
Josh: Yeah every January 21st!
Joe: Cool! What did you do?
John: Well, I went on a [super date] with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer [Captain's] chest!
Joe: HEYOOOH!!! [Good riddance] to that whore!*
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-define bogus
**bogus**: wiggity-wiggity-whack; bullshit; [unfortunate]; silly; [unbelievable]; not [genuine]; the opposite of excellent
*Bill S. Preston, [Esq]. and Ted "[Theodore]" Logan: "[Bogus]!"*
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-define boogie
**boogie**: A [black person], [typically] from [the ghetto].
*Don't take [the next] offramp, or we'll [end up] [in the middle] of boogie-town.*
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-define bonkers
**bonkers**: ([adj]) [crazy], [wild]
*[Don't go] bonkers!*
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-define distinguishe
**Distinguished**: What [Paul] uses [instead] of [OLD].
*Paul, your [grey beard] makes you look [OLD dude]!
Paul: No, man. It makes me look [DISTINGUISHED].*
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-define malarkey
**malarkey**: [Irish-American] for [bullshit].
*[George W. Bush] is [full] of malarkey.*
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**ATF**: [According] [To Facebook]
*Did you hear about [Tom] and [Lilly]? ATF, they're [in a relationship].*
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**Mona Lisa**: A girl of [unsurpassed] beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her [namesake], has a [stamp] of "do not touch."
*She's positively [gorgeous], but doesn't [date]: a [regular] Mona Lisa.*
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**Pattern**: To [fix yourself]/[get yourself] together after doing some [stupid ass shit] or just picking up yo damn life. Also, means to get yourself into line/know your place.
*John : Your mother is [fucking ugly] as all [fucking hell]
Alex : [Pattern b]*
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**king without a crown**: An earthly king with no substance. A king who has lost his [vindication].
e.i.- King [Saul] (Old Testement, First Samuel 9) after disobeying God's orders God rejected him. and although he was still king of the israelites on earth he no longer was God's [anointed] king
*[Bush] might be president but the [majority] of [americans] hate him. he is a king without a crown.*
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**virtue**: [Moral] [goodness]; [admirable] quality
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**tainted**: A girl who is tainted is one who is extremely [skanky]. She is known for going from guy to guy and [hooking up] with them. She is tainted because it is unknown whether or not she has a [STD].
A guy is tainted when he has sex with a girl who is tainted.
*Person 1: You didnt hear about [amanda]? she hooked up with chris, adam, mike, and [jamaal] in the same night.
Person 2: Damn, she's tainted.
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Person 1: Mike just had sex with [melanie].
Person 2: Suck for him, he's tainted now*
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**Diluted**: To be so far [removed] from reality that most [doubt] the capability to function in [the real world].
*[You guys] are so [diluted] that [it's not even funny] anymore.*
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**Ok**: The word you use when people ask how you r but ur life is a [pice] of shit [so you say] [I'm ok] how r u
*Dad: how are you son
[Nate]:[I'm ok]. How are you
Dad: I'm [swell]*
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**OKAY**: something said [randomly] by [Lil'] John in songs that [feature] him
*[Usher] - "She had me [feelin] like she's ready to go"
[Lil'] John randomly in the background "OKAY"*
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**Ay**: A term used to [catch] someone [attention] when [you don't know] their name
*[Ay gurl], [let me holla] at you [for a minute]*
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**incentive**: Something, such as the fear of [punishment] or the [expectation] of [reward], that induces action or motivates effort.
*Jake was promised free entry into the bar if he [mowed] the [lawn] for his [neighbor].*
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-define fear
**fear**: Fear is the [mind killer]. Fear is [the little death] that brings total [obliteration].
*"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total [obliteration]. I will face my fear. I will allow my fear to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone I will turn my [inner eye] to see its path. And where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." (From [Frank Herbert's] Dune)*
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-define eye
**Eye**: If [you need help] figuring this out you need help.
*"I'm [extremely bored], so i'll go on the internet and [look up] the word [eye]"*
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The bot just rko'd me <:sadcat:511590629856378901>
-define the gate
**The gate**: A gated entry-way outside [East Brunswick] High School in East Brunswick, New Jersey. While The Gate provides a way for walking students to enter school grounds, it also serves as an ideal location for students to smoke, making it impossible for cops to ticket them for smoking on [school property]. Every morning you will find a decent crowd, yet it tends to get larger after school. In terms of EBHS, the gate is located outside of "H-Hall" or the doors leading outside from the "Terminal" inbetween H-Hall and neighboring I-Hall. The Gate was the key location back when the [Ginker] kids were relevant in East Brunswick, yet while Ginkers are pretty much extinct, the Gate is still the place to go if you need to light up.
*[EB] Kid 1: Yo homes you got a [stoge]?
EB Kid 2: Yeah, dude. I'll give it to you at [the Gate] after school.
EB Kid 1: Good Looks.*
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**Sike**: A term used when [saying] something you don't really [mean].
[Example]
*Girl: "[I love you]"
Guy: "[I love you too]"
Girl: "Really"
Guy: "Sike! Ain't nobody what [that ugly] ass"*
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