-define gems

**Gems**: [The best] you'll [ever] get.
*[I love] my [gems].*
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**Observatorying**: Verb: To go [observatorying]

Defined as "the hobby or act of going to observatories on [monday nights] with intentions of observing the stars, after indulging in a quarter of a [chocolate chip cookie] from starbucks, and before doing any homework. Most often done on College campuses

*Brittany couldn't must an [inkling] of motivation to do her homework, so she decided to go [observatorying] around campus with her bff Don [Rafael]*
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-define monday

**Monday**: The most [painful] [day] of the [week].
*[Mon]: Son, [wake up]! [It's Monday]!*
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-define Thursday

**Thursday**: Generally a [pretty solid] day. By the time Thursday rolls around, you are more than half-way done with the standard [5 day] work/school week. [Thursday's] have a way of comforting many before exciting weekends.
*[I like] [Thursdays], something about [em].*
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-define sunday

**sunday**: The last day of the weekend and is usually ruined because of the thought of another [dreaded] [Monday].

Also the day when people are supposed to [go to church] but don't go because of hangovers or just forget.
*Guy 1: Hey it's sunday.
Guy 2: Damn that means [tomorrow] is [monday]. What a [bummer].*
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-define next week

**Next next week**: Not [next] [week] but the week after.
*"You actually can [come over] today because i'm not getting [my hair] cut till [next next week]."*
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-define fortnight

**Fortnight**: 2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 [fortnight]. Its not the game, [FortNite], which is spelled [differently], its just 2 weeks.
*Mike: I just played [FortNite] for a [fortnight]!
[Liam]: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.*
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-define elsewhere

**Elsewhere**: A version of the afterlife in the [brillant] novel written by Gabrielle [Zevin] by the same title. In Elsewhere you age backwards from the time [you died] until you become an infant again and are reborn. Elsewhere is much the same as life on Earth, you have to have a job so you have money to spend. You can watch people who are still alive though binoculars on the observation deck. The living can send you mail via bottles thrown into the sea. In fact, communication between the living and dead involves water...but I don't want to give too much away in case you haven't yet read the novel.

There are no supernatural beings in this version of the after life but there is Marilyn Monroe and [Picasso]; as well as some very colorful characters.
*Elsewhere is a warm and [sunny] [afterlife] with plently of wonderful [beaches].*
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-define grandiose

**Grandiose**: 1.affectedly grand or important; pompous
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; [overblown]
3.grand in an [imposing] or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as [manic] disorder.
*1. A [grandiose] [scheme]

2. He had a very grandiose and [narcissistic] personality.*
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**Khalif**: A very cute boy. Who gets a lot of girls and is a very athletic boy. Khalif have full [curiosity] and is [very special]. He’ll keep a relationship going for like 1 or [2 Years]. He is kind and generous.
*[Oh lord], Khalif is [hot]*
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-define foolish

**foolish**: What [you are].
*[Thou art] foolish!*
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-define pussy footing

**Pussy Footing**: When a person keeps trying to [stall] or change the [subject] of a conversation; usually when a person is trying to [hide] something from you
*John: "Hey, do you like Amy?"
[Zack]: "Well, I do, but I like her like [my sister], you know? We're really good together, but I would never do anything to her, and-"
John: "Dude, quit Pussy Footing and [get to the point]."*
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-define pipsqueak

**pipsqueak**: A [puny], weak, [frail] person; someone who can easily be defeated. This kind of [peron] should not pick fights with a larger, stronger person.
*[Little guy]: You're an asshole! Let's take this outside!

Big guy: [Don't fuck with me] or I'll [break you in] half, you fucking pipsqueak!*
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-define manlet

**Manlet**: A man who's height is above midget level, but is well below that of any [other man]. They tend to be very [muscular] and wide, without [a neck].
*Guy: "You remember [Maurice Jones-Drew]?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet [running back] from the [Jaguars]?"

I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.*
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-define twink

**twink**: An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.

There are two major theories about the origin of this word, both of which probably have elements of truth to them.

a) Twink comes from an acronym [T.W.I].N.K. "Teenage, White, Into No Kink."

b) Twink is a shortening of the name for the famous "TWINKIE" [snack cake]: a tasty, cream-filled snack with no nutritional value. The phallic shape of the "TWINKIE" snack cake should not escape [the reader's] attention.
*I don't like going to that [club] because it's nothing but [a bunch] of [twinks].*
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-define grenade

**grenade**: The [solitary] ugly girl always found with a group of [hotties]. If [the grenade] doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
*"[Come on man], [take one for the team] and [jump the grenade]"*
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-define duff

**duff**: [Designated] [Ugly] [Fat Friend]
*Two [hot chicks] at a bar will have a really nasty fat [ugly bitch] hanging out with them, refered to as a "[DUFF]".

"Wow that fat DUFF is hanging out with those two attractive ladies, too bad."*
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-define wing man

**wing man**: your [buddy] who will talk to [the ugly] chick so you can [bang her] hot friend
*i wouldn't have [gotten] [laid] [if it] werent for my wing man*
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-define incognito mode

**incognito mode**: A mode in [Google's] new [Chrome] browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the [user's] computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.
*"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in [Google Chrome]?"
"[Incognito mode] man. [Ctrl+Shift+N]."*
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