Message from @A S

Discord ID: 667284000473219082


2020-01-16 04:17:13 UTC  

crystal deodorant gang

2020-01-16 04:26:23 UTC  

nah do the god tier flex and just start chomping on a raw onion

2020-01-16 04:32:20 UTC  

@AngryWhiteGuy with those? yeah

2020-01-16 04:32:28 UTC  

the first is only nij04 and the other is 05

2020-01-16 04:32:46 UTC  

those are 06 so it's cool

2020-01-16 04:35:46 UTC  

I try hard not to be retarded, sometimes

2020-01-16 04:38:51 UTC  

@Notes everyday is sunday

2020-01-16 04:38:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/667226242730295306/450.png

2020-01-16 04:49:57 UTC  

last I checked they don't do nascar races everyday, so no not every day is sunday

2020-01-16 05:22:23 UTC  

W*men in the workplace are cancer

2020-01-16 05:46:56 UTC  

Da fuck is a W* man?

2020-01-16 05:51:21 UTC  

Moid

2020-01-16 06:53:25 UTC  

>*ring ring ring*
>the small bells on the door of A2's gun shop jingle as two ATF agents enter
>"hello Mr. A2, our investigation has concluded you have been selling Romanian dracos with both a brace and vertical fore grip. As per our most recent ruling, a buffer tube does not contribute towards the OAL of the fir-"
>"I know", says A2. "I actually sold these to lure you handsome lads into my shop, before you discontinue my FFL please let me show you how grateful I am for your service"
>A2 drops to his knees and lets out his tongue like a big slobbering hound. He starts licking both agent's boots at incredible speeds moving back and forth between both of them. A2 is able to taste the difference between the boot polishes used on both shoes
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" says one officer, but the other officer tells him "Robertson, infringing on constitutional rights is a really tough job. We need to be grateful for any form of appreciation we receive from the people we're about to ruin"
>by now A2 has licked all of the boot polish off both officers boots and is now licking raw leather
>"Say Mr. A2, we are a K9 unit. Would you mind if we bring man's best friend into the shop so you can receive his gratitude?"
>"Oh of course, I'll do what ever you want me to daddies~ just make sure to confiscate all of my inventory when you're done!"
>A tall man in a german shepard fursuit wearing full ATF kit walks into the shop
>with out any sign of warning he brings down A2's pants and an erection slowly emerges out of the fursuits strategically placed hole
>he bends A2 over and thrusts his dick in A2's already loose asshole. In and out, he pounds his butthole for 20 minutes straight with out any lube. "UUUUUNUUUGGG IM EDGING IM HNNNNGG GONNA COOOM" screams A2 in great glee. The man in the german shepard fursuit starts howling as they both simultaneously coom
>as they all finish up and A2 is being thrown in the back of the truck, he thanks all of them for their service as the door is closed

2020-01-16 07:21:56 UTC  

Bruh wtf is this

2020-01-16 07:22:48 UTC  

Solar posting his erotic furry fanfic featuring an
/arg/ trip in newfags

2020-01-16 07:23:45 UTC  

Also @Solar your a2 lore is fucked, that man fucking hates braces and wouldn't touch a gun with them

2020-01-16 07:25:23 UTC  

Very cool

2020-01-16 07:26:23 UTC  

Niggas out here copypasting shitty fanfics with fucked lore

2020-01-16 07:58:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/667276574504124416/FB_IMG_1579115417973.jpg

2020-01-16 08:26:08 UTC  

https://www.wired.com/story/nsa-windows-10-vulnerability-disclosure/
Make sure to not ignore windows update today boys

2020-01-16 08:34:46 UTC  

50

2020-01-16 09:46:56 UTC  

should be 100

2020-01-16 12:11:18 UTC  

2020-01-16 12:15:10 UTC  

@Seal fuck you

2020-01-16 12:18:19 UTC  

@Seal discord nitro faggot ass nigga detected

2020-01-16 12:33:56 UTC  

What

2020-01-16 12:34:01 UTC  

I don't have discord nitro

2020-01-16 12:34:58 UTC  

You can even click on my profile to see that I don't lmao

2020-01-16 12:35:19 UTC  

Why would I ever pay money to use (((discord))) how did you even come up with that?

2020-01-16 12:36:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/667346441559212032/image0.jpg

2020-01-16 13:12:20 UTC  

Yeah just don’t post anymore please

2020-01-16 13:14:23 UTC  

Unless you post an original M1C front seam with welded d rings don’t post fucking steel pots

2020-01-16 13:14:33 UTC  

Alternatively early style liners

2020-01-16 13:15:31 UTC  

@Seal That’s the kind of shit a Discord nigger user would say

2020-01-16 13:15:54 UTC  

hmu if you are interested in vitamins that are good for your prostate and only 35 calories

2020-01-16 13:16:49 UTC  

<@&559951530955112458> <@&559943777024737292> <@&558103330405220383>

2020-01-16 13:17:02 UTC  

Are these vitamins ketamine? If not I have no interest

2020-01-16 13:18:52 UTC  

@Slabel 🤔

2020-01-16 13:20:54 UTC  

@Seal change your name to “tony soprano, tier -19 FDA operator”

2020-01-16 13:27:44 UTC  

Buy NYMOX stock if you want actual prostate enhancing meds.