Message from @Jack Crews

Discord ID: 421345424377643039


2018-03-08 16:34:05 UTC  

Supposedly a sign of low testosterone and possible homosexualitt and other paraphiloa

2018-03-08 16:34:20 UTC  

My friends and I ise it as a shit test

2018-03-08 16:34:20 UTC  

this guy was a teaching assistant back in junior year

2018-03-08 16:34:25 UTC  

that's how I know of him

2018-03-08 16:34:31 UTC  

It rarely fails

2018-03-08 16:34:49 UTC  

That's

2018-03-08 16:34:54 UTC  

@Wraff that would be weird to see in real life...its abnormal to have a shorter ring finger

2018-03-08 16:34:55 UTC  

Even creepier

2018-03-08 16:34:58 UTC  

way abnormal

2018-03-08 16:35:07 UTC  

I'm dead seripus

2018-03-08 16:35:10 UTC  

maybe he's been harboring this fantasy for a long time

2018-03-08 16:35:19 UTC  

Your low t if the pointer and ring are even

2018-03-08 16:35:27 UTC  

Check famous commies

2018-03-08 16:35:38 UTC  

Compare to famous fascists

2018-03-08 16:35:49 UTC  

Wait so my ring is longer than pointer

2018-03-08 16:35:51 UTC  

is that correct?

2018-03-08 16:35:52 UTC  

It almost alalways holds

2018-03-08 16:36:03 UTC  

If your ring is longer, your good

2018-03-08 16:36:13 UTC  

he'll yeah

2018-03-08 16:36:14 UTC  

high test

2018-03-08 16:36:17 UTC  

So is mine

2018-03-08 16:36:45 UTC  

yeah my ring finger is about 5mm longer or so

2018-03-08 16:36:49 UTC  

Bill Clinton fails, but Hillary passes

2018-03-08 16:36:50 UTC  

im good

2018-03-08 16:37:00 UTC  

To summarise

If your index finger is longer than your ring finger, there is a higher than average chance you will be grumpy, gay, poor and/or ugly, with a short penis. But, on the bright side, you will have a much lower than average chance of developing prostate cancer.

2018-03-08 16:37:13 UTC  

virgin pointer homo vs ring chad

2018-03-08 16:37:20 UTC  

Exactly

2018-03-08 16:37:24 UTC  

yup

2018-03-08 16:37:34 UTC  

the long pointer must be for fingering their own buttholes

2018-03-08 16:37:39 UTC  

LOL

2018-03-08 16:37:47 UTC  

really get in there DEEP

2018-03-08 16:38:02 UTC  

For real what's the party stance on the prostate question? <:totenthink:390928462459699201>

2018-03-08 16:38:05 UTC  

That's odd I had read differently

2018-03-08 16:38:45 UTC  

It was if they were the same that was the sigh of low t

2018-03-08 16:38:48 UTC  

On the discord my friends and I run, the only one who failed was a neurotic fucking faggot we all suspected to be a closeted homo

2018-03-08 16:38:53 UTC  

That's why it's that way on women

2018-03-08 16:39:01 UTC  

He flipped out and we kicked him

2018-03-08 16:39:05 UTC  

And tons of fags have that

2018-03-08 16:39:55 UTC  

The best test for this?

2018-03-08 16:39:59 UTC  

Roman salute