me on the left

When u don't drive a car

Never had any interest in cars

And I can use global warming as an excuse to not drive <:pikadab:543185712074326016>

fast mechanical things scare me

there are only three vehicles man should use

feet

horses

boats

vodka at 1 in the afternoon?

no I dont have problem

When u hang with Uber on a boat

lol

I enjoy warming my nuts at the oven when I open it to get my food

you should try it

its realyl comfy

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Nice

its like back when ur a kid and your mum tugs you in at nght

and gives you a kiss on the forehead

and you are overcome with an intense cozyness

Hello guys

How are you

When you eat potato chips with the boys and everyone is resting their right hand on their nuts

Now that's comfy

indeed

mfw

what is this unholy ritual?

that's a bigpipe

good morning im awake ..

mornin

goodnight dont have daymares

so how do we calculate how much labor costs

we dont

forfeis what was your nightmare about

Skynet

Terminator is here

Morning ghoul