Message from @Fash Dragon
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Use your own knives
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I know Spencer has the top shelf drank
I've got my kbar
800 dollars worth of appetizers could be 800 mcdonalds burgers or like 50 lobsters
Depending your lobstering
Heimbach says the event is still dry for us unless someone presents a compelling case as to why it should be otherwise.
GUHH
Can we show up with chicken tender baskets and sit off in the corner
Only if you continually use your pants as a napkin
Just leave it in your beard
@patron Saint of EATINi actually am preparing said compelling argument as we speak
Stand by
@here per Heimbach, we have permission to wear full uniform to both events.
Please get them janks squared away
And
WHERE THE DAMN TIES
I'll be on uniform patrol
Now I really wanna come
@johanC stop by on your way back down to AK
@fassel Heimbach would like to know what the Ohio turnout is going to look like.
@here UPDATE: looks like Michigan is going to be getting a visit from a certain banjo picking fag-enabler
Pepper your angus and bite that pillow Detroit
Ive told you guys like 10 times lol @patron Saint of EATIN
@Fevs do you know many are coming from Ohio
Last I checked he said ZERO
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The closest state in the closest region and he cant muster any attendants
SAD!
He should feel SHAME
@John Mosby don't forget to text me that info
Sorry, txting noe
now
I was hoping I could, but I can't
SHAME
It's okay i hear you guys have like 30 guys in Detroit alone, should be a good enough showing
Good enough doesn't win wars
NIGGER
DEE-troit