Message from @ÜltraÜberGöttKönig

Discord ID: 660232192047317004


2019-12-27 21:24:32 UTC  

Death by vagina balloon

2019-12-27 21:24:40 UTC  
2019-12-27 21:25:00 UTC  

>tfw no gf like barszcz

2019-12-27 21:25:01 UTC  

That he prefers his fat gay friends over me

2019-12-27 21:25:01 UTC  

<:pepewhy:581584411640725515>

2019-12-27 21:25:25 UTC  

I don’t have any friend so I would just prefer @bar 24/7

2019-12-27 21:25:30 UTC  

He knows those friends way longer than you probably lol

2019-12-27 21:25:46 UTC  

@bar If you sneak into the room you can catch them all making out with eachother

2019-12-27 21:25:51 UTC  

Yeah you’re right

2019-12-27 21:26:16 UTC  

Still i wish i was his friend and not just his gf

2019-12-27 21:26:25 UTC  

I love him so much

2019-12-27 21:26:26 UTC  

Fucking lol I used to know some girls in class, that would tell the same problem that their bfs would prefer to hang with their BOYS more so

2019-12-27 21:26:44 UTC  

You'll develop that bond eventually, if you feel that you haven't already

2019-12-27 21:26:45 UTC  

I will sleep now

2019-12-27 21:26:53 UTC  

Bonn nuit

2019-12-27 21:26:54 UTC  

Good night

2019-12-27 21:26:56 UTC  

Good night my dears

2019-12-27 21:26:56 UTC  

<:loligasm:447400440804540417>

2019-12-27 21:26:58 UTC  

BYE

2019-12-27 21:26:59 UTC  

Why are drunks sentimental

2019-12-27 21:27:01 UTC  

Gn

2019-12-27 21:27:08 UTC  

I don't know

2019-12-27 21:27:15 UTC  

fuck Germany going to turkey @ÜltraÜberGöttKönig

2019-12-27 21:27:18 UTC  

<:yoba:553687617065975831>

2019-12-27 21:27:21 UTC  

I hugged my friend's sister 3 times in 15 minutes when I was drunk last night

2019-12-27 21:27:27 UTC  

It's weird

2019-12-27 21:27:27 UTC  

Alcohol removes your inhibitions so if you're walking around with shit on your chest it's not surprising it spills out after a few shots

2019-12-27 21:27:35 UTC  

I see

2019-12-27 21:27:52 UTC  

I will sleep too

2019-12-27 21:27:56 UTC  

Good poop amd good night

2019-12-27 21:28:00 UTC  

Good night

2019-12-27 21:28:03 UTC  

BYE

2019-12-27 21:28:24 UTC  

Fuck I woke up an hour ago and everyone is already going to sleep

2019-12-27 21:28:26 UTC  

<:rage:438832663521001492>

2019-12-27 21:28:35 UTC  

Bruh it's 12:30 am bruh

2019-12-27 21:28:46 UTC  

fuckn time zones

2019-12-27 21:28:47 UTC  

And yes this is the time everywhere

2019-12-27 21:28:48 UTC  

<:REEEE:493031642999291914>

2019-12-27 21:28:51 UTC  

Canon timezone

2019-12-27 21:29:03 UTC  

It’s 4:28 pm here

2019-12-27 21:29:06 UTC  

If you like to gamble I tell you you're my man