People were wondering whats going on in the netflix offices right now

So i made an accurate greentext

Where is everyone today?

I assume work for the next 3~ hours

I thought ablut that after

Blizzard up here so no work for basically anyone

Between classes and only work weekends myself.

I dont have class today so im kickin it

Oh right wanna hear about netflix bob?

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/111862174

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/111861639

I think kek is real but not as high in a position of power as /pol/ thinks

well if he's real then I'd assume most if not all of the rest of the Egyptian Pantheon is real so of course he's not some replacement for yahweh in the sense of an all powerful god

really digging Thoth, looked into him and he's basically a god of NEET self improvement

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/111863949/new-virus-in-japan-kills-within-24-hours-by

Legit?

No, that's a meme

>be netflix bob
>netflix jim is there too
>hey jim whats up
>not much we just got a ton of funding
>from who?
>jim says he doesnt know bit all we have to do is air this weird tv show and mystery guy will donate 32.8 million to our company
>whythefucknot.jpg
>dont read anything in the contract just that ill be getting the payout.
>run it
>its racist
>its blatantly racist
>against white people the 56%
>people are freaking out 
>tom set his trashcan on fire
>tfw i dont know tom
>i walk by jims Office
>j-jim a-are you ok?
>hes sitting on the floor up against his desk with a bottle of teqila with a revolver in his hand
>i can still see the glint off of the chrome of his 38. In the light.
>my heart was beating fast and i felt cold sweats
>it all felt slow and surreal
>jim said "tell my wife..." 
>*sniff*
>"tell my wife our insurance doesnt cover suicide"
>he raised it to his head as i stood frozen
>*bang*
>i think about it everyday
>i cant get over the feeling of the bloody mist splashing against me. 
>how the air felt
>how i couldve done it differently
>im sorry jim. Im sorry

Netflix bob was found hung in his shower. He never did get over it but we like to think that he feels better now and is at peace.

wait, so is this any economic benefit or just any government handout

we must sieze the means of the production of currency

centralize the bank

Adolf style

@regularperson5656 that's fucking funny

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/111855530

thread on the france happening

ISIS clearly is violating the NAP

Gonna buy Twitter shares

why

Holy shit that get was yuge

no police in rio, everybody is dying via murder

>brazilians are people

Brazil needs a good purging. This will be good for them.