Message from galesteppes in Sparta #announcements
thot channel? @everyone
everyone that voted yes is a degenerate, rekt by bamboozle
hello my children
i approve this ping
Bush did something
Women are less than children
Someone stole Bell Delphine's hamster so she spray painted their car and painted a clown pepe on it
Liberate Hong Kong, revolution of our age
@everyone don't come to school tomorrow
🍊 in 🍑
Twas the night before Christmas said the elf on the shelf, but Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself.
The man was then hung in the jail cell with care,
and allegedly Jeffery Epstein was the only one there.
Both the jail guards were nestled up snug in their bed,
and some thought perhaps Jeffrey Epstein's not dead.
And guard one in ‘kerchief, and two in his cap,
Had just settled their brains for a long winter’s nap.
When in the jail cell there arose such a clatter,
the guards seemed to not mind or perhaps to not matter.
A peek at their bank apps they took in a flash,
to see their stock options and piles of cash.
The camera mounted up in the cell though,
Gave a promising flash saying battery low.
When what to their wondering eyes might appear,
but Jeffery Epstein's lifeless body just hanging here.
With a little old bed sheet, wrapped tight on his neck,
we all knew in that moment the rich stacked the deck.
More rapid than eagles conspiracies came,
in memes, forwarded e-mails, even poems, how lame!
Now, Carter! now, Bob Dole! now, Trump even Clinton!
will not see a trial, not even a deposition!
But I heard him exclaim, that damned elf on the shelf
"Happy Christmas to all, Epstein didn't kill himself!"
MERRY CHRISTMAS @everyone
our gift to you this year is a ping
Blessed Yul all you savages. @everyone
My stocking stuffer for yall is this gem. Enjoy it, lap it up, and have a good day.
@everyone welcome to the new world order
Regarding anyone running Windows 10 on their device
The NSA has released an official, public statement urging everyone to update their Windows devices as soon as possible. An exploit has been identified in the current version of Windows 10 that can allow malicious software to be automatically installed on your computer, under the guise of approved Windows updates.
This means that very soon, hackers will be developing tools to be able to take control of and install malicious software to over 900 million PCs worldwide, with little to nothing that can be done to stop or remove the infected software due to the system believing it is from an approved Windows Update.
The NSA and US Department of Defense urges everyone on Windows 10 to update their computer IMMEDIATELY, as a fix for the exploit has already been released. Again, failing to update now will put your machine at extreme risk in the future.
To update, click the windows logo in the bottom left, click the cog, go to "update and security" and press "check for updates."
Links to the OFFICIAL NSA statement and a detailed news report are included below for you to read.
Oof. When my windows hasnt been able to take updates for months.
Very high quality 👌
HAPPY BREXIT DAY @everyone
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
State of the Union today kiddos. Watch God Emperor Trump say America will never be Socialist again. @everyone
Says starts at 8:35 pm. I think that's pacific
Wait no it's about to start soon they are just late.
Yep starting now @everyone