tfw today is my anniversary and I've been away from her for nine months

why live

becuase we awe the heros

>tfw bf works on college off-days

>tfw make ~500 a week without leaving the house

tfw I keep dreaming of her, especially now

Tfw waifu isnt real

>he didn't know what a trap was
sides

gone

Also

mfw I'm just gonna sit inside all day

Who lives in DE

Becuase that SHIP

Everyone thinks I do because of the city I'm in there's a more famous one with the same name in DE

So why is that ship here?

I have no idea I didn't hear about any ships

What ship?

You avent heard?

no did area 51 get relocated

I've heard about the bird

There is a RUSKI ship off th coast of Delaware

huh

clearly to nuke us after putin "agrees" to give back crimera

Yfw Putin makes the dream civil war in Ameica

Which ruski ship?

The only one that's a threat is being decommed

The spy ship

"Spy ship"

Sneeki Breeki

The only spying one can do with a ship one can do with much more covert assets

Like a bored 19 year old with a computer you pay to sniff packets

Unless they think they're gonna get free sigint from us by tempting lockons

10 to 1 says Putin is doing what he does with every new President - seeing if we bend over and take it, or tell them to fuck right on off

And he is just shurgging off

shrugging it off is half akin to taking it tbh

>70 miles off our coast, travelling at 10 knots

he should say "ay putin whatcha doin?"

"HELLO COMRADE AMERICAN WE MAKE SURE YOU SEE US WE IS HERE IF YOU WANT INTERCEPT WE IN TURTLE SPEED MODE"

Trump: "I will pay you 100 dollars to fuck off"

Nah, we play games like this with each other all the damned time

a small loan of 1m to fuck off