Message from @Mai

Discord ID: 418267869923770379


2018-02-28 04:35:22 UTC  

tfw you take out your penis and she does too

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2018-02-28 04:36:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417118924694355968/418265087510446082/3ah6k9okldoy.png

2018-02-28 04:36:40 UTC  

I don't get the OH meme, the dude asked me a question and I responded

2018-02-28 04:37:02 UTC  

OH

2018-02-28 04:43:00 UTC  

I am wondering what to make for dinner

2018-02-28 04:43:03 UTC  

Give ideas

2018-02-28 04:44:21 UTC  

Spaghetti

2018-02-28 04:44:21 UTC  

I have dinner in the oven

2018-02-28 04:44:41 UTC  

We eatin jews now

2018-02-28 04:44:49 UTC  

chicken breast stuffed with cream cheese and broccoli, wrapped in bacon

2018-02-28 04:44:52 UTC  

I'd make spaghetti, the only problem is that when I make it. I make tons of it so I got leftovers for a week.

2018-02-28 04:45:13 UTC  

Then make less pasta

2018-02-28 04:45:15 UTC  

how is that a problem?

2018-02-28 04:45:25 UTC  

Fuck that sounds DANK.

I got tons of leftovers already

2018-02-28 04:45:44 UTC  

Why don't you just make less noodles

2018-02-28 04:46:07 UTC  

This sounds like your over complicating the problem

2018-02-28 04:46:43 UTC  

Chicken quesadillas

2018-02-28 04:46:50 UTC  

With onion and jalapenos

2018-02-28 04:46:51 UTC  

gotcha

2018-02-28 04:46:54 UTC  

This is easy. Make noodles. Eat plain noodles before you add sauce. This is what I do and I never have leftovers.

2018-02-28 04:47:11 UTC  

I like noodles

2018-02-28 04:47:12 UTC  

lmao I love plain spaghetti noodles, just add butter and parm

2018-02-28 04:47:27 UTC  

I do that sometimes

2018-02-28 04:47:31 UTC  

Sauce and spices are for the weak

2018-02-28 04:47:45 UTC  

put a little of the pasta water back, just like a half cup, to thicken it

2018-02-28 04:47:58 UTC  

or sometimes I toss in an egg

2018-02-28 04:48:02 UTC  

Noodle Nationalism.

2018-02-28 04:48:12 UTC  

Now I want noodles.

2018-02-28 04:48:16 UTC  

though no pasta for me anymore

2018-02-28 04:48:22 UTC  

We stay eating

2018-02-28 04:48:44 UTC  

Y'all gotta try black bean pasta

2018-02-28 04:50:02 UTC  

Shit nigga

2018-02-28 04:50:03 UTC  
2018-02-28 04:55:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/417118924694355968/418269887648235520/IMG_20180227_235443.jpg

2018-02-28 04:56:35 UTC  

Highly sexual imagery

2018-02-28 04:56:43 UTC  

Corden Bleu 2.0

2018-02-28 04:57:10 UTC  

I was going to do cordon bleu, but the ham I had went bad

2018-02-28 05:09:12 UTC  

Should I just drink distilled water

2018-02-28 05:09:19 UTC  

as opposed to drinking water

2018-02-28 05:09:25 UTC  

I've been doing this for a bit lol

2018-02-28 05:09:37 UTC  

meh I just use my Brita pitcher. Works fine