Message from @Jelly MI

Discord ID: 409838202484949004


2018-02-04 22:24:02 UTC  

Mfw when Lincoln niggas didn't take me seriously.

2018-02-04 22:27:21 UTC  

Can you buy a bald eagle on the dark web

2018-02-04 22:27:37 UTC  

Google's train an eagle to stack people

2018-02-04 22:27:44 UTC  

Attack

2018-02-04 22:27:44 UTC  

yeah id bet so

2018-02-04 22:27:52 UTC  

The last hour of comments has been amazing

2018-02-04 22:28:01 UTC  

Lol

2018-02-04 22:28:06 UTC  

Rob a zoo.

2018-02-04 22:28:14 UTC  

illegal

2018-02-04 22:28:16 UTC  

'bbannnenened

2018-02-04 22:28:28 UTC  

There's literally glorified rope keeping the ones caged in Toledo.

2018-02-04 22:28:54 UTC  

I should get a bald eagle egg so I can roost and incubate it until it hatches so it thinks I'm the mother

2018-02-04 22:28:56 UTC  

>Siege-posting bald eagle kidnapping
>We wuz Feds.

2018-02-04 22:29:01 UTC  

we should become one with nature and the Bald eagles with fly to us

2018-02-04 22:29:10 UTC  

will

2018-02-04 22:29:13 UTC  

itll be easy

2018-02-04 22:29:50 UTC  

DNR-posting, got you goys.

2018-02-04 22:29:53 UTC  

Imagine being at a wn rally and you put your arm out and a bald eagle lands in it

2018-02-04 22:30:21 UTC  

x100

2018-02-04 22:30:41 UTC  

and they also have lasers attached to their heads

2018-02-04 22:30:41 UTC  

Bald eagle-German Shepard hybrids.

2018-02-04 22:30:53 UTC  

STG-44s.

2018-02-04 22:31:07 UTC  

Mercedes logos to be safe.

2018-02-04 22:31:12 UTC  

Imagine eating cold chef boy r Dee while sitting in the toilet nationalism

2018-02-04 22:31:21 UTC  

that is prime

2018-02-04 22:31:29 UTC  

Been there, did that.

2018-02-04 22:31:48 UTC  

When you just can't stop snacking.

2018-02-04 22:32:04 UTC  

Imagine a bald eagle bumping death metal while you long board down the strip with two fidget spinners

2018-02-04 22:32:47 UTC  

At this point, any feds would think we're so autistic that we deserve pitty.

2018-02-04 22:32:59 UTC  

Imagine training a parrot to recite siege

2018-02-04 22:33:05 UTC  

and your balf eagle lands on the front of your board while speeding through the sea of poc

2018-02-04 22:33:20 UTC  

🤙🤙🤙

2018-02-04 22:33:40 UTC  

Griffin warriors when?

2018-02-04 22:33:53 UTC  

imagine a bald eagle in a full adidas track suit....

2018-02-04 22:34:00 UTC  

Imagine a wolf with the face of an eagle

2018-02-04 22:34:16 UTC  

That can run like 4000kph

2018-02-04 22:34:22 UTC  

thats scary

2018-02-04 22:34:45 UTC  

imagine 1000 eagles in black dickies with the head of heimbach flying around you

2018-02-04 22:35:01 UTC  

you cant fight that

2018-02-04 22:35:26 UTC  

Imagine the looks on people's faces when they see our wolf eagles. "Still think I'm a big dumb gay idiot? Fucking plebs"

2018-02-04 22:36:14 UTC  

if you counter signal wolf eagles you aren't white