Message from SDO Phil-TX in Front And Center #general

2017-09-30 22:07:40 UTC  

That has to be a joke right

2017-09-30 22:07:52 UTC  

Go ahead click on it

2017-09-30 22:08:03 UTC  

It is not a joke, don't click unless you have some eye-bleach nearby.

2017-09-30 22:08:12 UTC  

If that's not a woman telling me how to properly tuck for maximum/minimum bulge, I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep

2017-09-30 22:08:41 UTC  

Why would anyone want to tuck their dick in

2017-09-30 22:08:51 UTC  

Read it and find out.

2017-09-30 22:09:15 UTC  

Tucking is a straightforward procedure. If done correctly, your clothing will fit better, your self-confidence will grow, and you will potentially face less discrimination. But no matter how well you tuck, it will eventually become uncomfortable. Like removing stiletto heels, nothing feels better than untucking at the end of a long day.

2017-09-30 22:09:18 UTC  

I read the first line.

2017-09-30 22:10:02 UTC  

I need to delete my search history now lol

2017-09-30 22:11:00 UTC  

Im Ted Kaczynski2.0 now. Thanks. I'll be living in the woods plotting my revenge on modernity. Hmu via smoke signal if you need me

2017-09-30 22:40:49 UTC  


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2017-09-30 22:44:18 UTC  

@everyone Yall niggas need Jesus

2017-09-30 22:44:45 UTC  


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2017-09-30 23:30:25 UTC  

Armband is out of rega

2017-09-30 23:30:29 UTC  


2017-09-30 23:31:02 UTC  

And you're letting that jude have possession of your weapon. Haze yourself

2017-09-30 23:38:18 UTC  


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2017-09-30 23:58:27 UTC  

@Thomas Ryan new hats?

2017-09-30 23:59:04 UTC  

No subway bags will be since we can't afford Kevlar yet

2017-10-01 00:00:23 UTC  

Actually I've been hunting a "lot" as in like 50 Kevlar surplus helmets for us which I will donate to everyone when I find them

2017-10-01 00:01:01 UTC  

Along with all the other shit I buy off eBay just waiting for another useful lot to pop up

2017-10-01 00:02:57 UTC  

Weather we need them or not I'm looking at uniforms flak jackets masks general preparedness stuff well figure out the distribution when the time comes I already have like 30 drop leg bags only because that's one of the things the lot included

2017-10-01 00:08:33 UTC  

Wtf do we not get the nuclear war I wanted @Thötterdämmerung was probably right now they are talking nicely

2017-10-01 00:08:54 UTC  

Why does FL have a channel and TX does not.

2017-10-01 00:09:05 UTC  

I'd like to write a letter to the editor.

2017-10-01 00:09:10 UTC  

<@&363307696927277056> is special

2017-10-01 00:09:19 UTC  

We have to be kept away from the rest

2017-10-01 00:09:32 UTC  

LOL. I stand with Florida. No hanging Chads!

2017-10-01 00:17:10 UTC  

I am an editor

2017-10-01 00:17:13 UTC  

Will change

2017-10-01 00:17:17 UTC  

Hold onto yourself

2017-10-01 00:28:25 UTC  

Like and retweet to protest us not having the expanded character limit

2017-10-01 02:07:14 UTC  

Florida has special rights 😎