Message from @Trash Squid

Discord ID: 581284684277743636


2019-05-24 00:53:35 UTC  

Safety first

2019-05-24 00:53:36 UTC  

(Found on cuckbook)

2019-05-24 00:53:52 UTC  

I hate to be *that guy* but I’d probably hit it

2019-05-24 00:54:36 UTC  

Not saying I would or wouldn't

2019-05-24 00:54:41 UTC  

But ya know

2019-05-24 00:55:07 UTC  

I have no shame. I’ve stuck my dick in some questionable places

2019-05-24 00:55:22 UTC  

shes unhittable atm

2019-05-24 00:55:30 UTC  

notice the saft belt

2019-05-24 00:55:37 UTC  

I'd hit that

2019-05-24 00:55:42 UTC  

safety*

2019-05-24 00:55:44 UTC  

No, she’s unimpregnable

2019-05-24 00:56:02 UTC  

lol safety belt is best birth control

2019-05-24 00:56:02 UTC  

I have zero problems admitting I'd hit that

2019-05-24 00:56:25 UTC  

Because I'm that bored

2019-05-24 00:56:29 UTC  

You can wear a PT belt and still get fucked. It’s called every morning at formation

2019-05-24 00:56:38 UTC  

^^^

2019-05-24 00:56:56 UTC  

LMAO

2019-05-24 00:57:02 UTC  

FAIR ENOUGH

2019-05-24 00:57:22 UTC  

i remember having duty section and having to wake up earlt in pensacola

2019-05-24 00:57:37 UTC  

and all the army people where getting ready for morning PT

2019-05-24 00:57:48 UTC  

and they all looked like they wanted to die

2019-05-24 00:57:58 UTC  

Well yeah. Because it’s the morning

2019-05-24 00:58:57 UTC  

I'm surprised none of you have said something like "of course the poolee would hit that", like dudes, you missed a golden opportunity

2019-05-24 01:00:27 UTC  

@AKAlexei better hit what you can while you can boot

2019-05-24 01:00:47 UTC  

Lol

2019-05-24 01:01:46 UTC  

I just assumed you were super into dudes is all

2019-05-24 01:01:57 UTC  

Nah, that's squid

2019-05-24 01:02:33 UTC  

You know why the Navy brings marines on their boats?

2019-05-24 01:02:47 UTC  

So they can have real men in the orgies

2019-05-24 01:02:51 UTC  

Hey Marines are the gay ones

2019-05-24 01:02:51 UTC  

I mean wut

2019-05-24 01:02:54 UTC  

Department of agriculture won’t let them bring sheep

2019-05-24 01:03:01 UTC  

OOOOF

2019-05-24 01:03:01 UTC  

Lmao

2019-05-24 01:03:50 UTC  

Excuse me while I find some ice

2019-05-24 01:04:39 UTC  

There’s only two real branches of the military and that’s the army and the navy.

2019-05-24 01:04:47 UTC  

The Air Force is a corporation.

2019-05-24 01:04:55 UTC  

The Marine Corps is a cult

2019-05-24 01:05:01 UTC  

Ha

2019-05-24 01:05:17 UTC  

...not like we eat babies...

2019-05-24 01:07:56 UTC  

No more like a death cult