[*for legal purposes - this is a joke*]

And/or in minecraft

of course

Well i'm trying but i fuck up everything i care about i don't really have any place to feel safe and being on toes all the time fucks with my head sometimes

You'll get through it. We're all in the same boat like that

Thanks i feel a lot better after talking to you goons

No problem, its what we're here for

Exactly. Anyday.

I was lurking til today, but I'll be keeping eyes out.

If yall Kings need me (or any of us, obvs), please get at us *h e r e*

Yo day 1 of deliberately not watching porn is complete

I am halfway through day 2

Great job!

I honestly need to do the same.

I feel weird

Like I have a shit load of extra energy that just wasn't there before

I'm gonna fuck the *fuck* out of my wife tonight probably

I don't jerk off for a while

I drank too much last night and am currently hungover. How does one fix this?

Dehydrated

Drink water

Water, Gatorade, another beer, or Pedialyte

My vote is for hair of the dog

Im thinking water is about the only thing imma be able to stomach

I fucked my shit up good last night

Beer and pedialyte

Im broke lmao

Spent the last of my money on alcohol lmao

Juice a squirrel

Actually

That sounds delicious

So, I have a situation where I owe a friend money. And living out in BFE I dont get much work,so I do art alone while my GF works as a 3rd shift aid. Our friend asked us if we wanted to go to a festival with her. and we did. We drove there. She was going to sell her art. No problem. I'll help. Fucking turns out,dude is mad late to the fucking event by 3 days. It started thursday and its fucking sunday,this person was fucking off on a motorcycle and got my scarred up. So I have to fucking haul all her shit and set up for her. watched her tent as she went to shop. I carried literally everything. Fucking 2 fold out tables and pop up tent and all her fucking art. I did have a rope burn scar from hauling all of it. I asked her if I could ask her to get me this hoodie and pay her back in bits. Well shes been busting our balls over it and now says some shit that like "if it was us we would be all over her about it" and I just want to beat this cunts ass now. Because I wish I had it as good as this cunt. She lives with her lawyer grandma,and because shes fucking coked and methed out her fucking mind shes taken care of by the state and all she does is smoke weed with it

Man. I am sorry

My old roomie used to do the art show thing and it can be tough

Dude I carried about 100lbs of this ladies shit

I asked just for a fucking hoodie that I'd pay back

and she never told us that we'd have to help her

That youd pay back

I set up her tents,layed out all her art

I worked for her there so she could go do shit because I'm just that fucking nice.

But

This woman is giving hella cash by the state because shes got some "mental disabilities"

and she literally always has weed,which doesnt bother me. I dont give a fuck about that,but she lives so fucking comfortably and knows we struggle to meet shit and the fact that she said that