Message from @Director Dicknuts
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you ever get chow lol
So do they do the lobotomy for you guys there or when you get to MCRD?
It was as expected; hurry up and wait, go here, go there, etc. The food was excellent. Lobotomy comes as soon as you enter Parris Island. Contract is signed, everything is in order, all that's left is to pick my MOS, and then I ship in December
Congrats amigo!
Got a high af score on the ASVAB and all the other tests so I'm qualified for pretty much everything too. Lots o' choices
Still thinking playing Joker in real life and doing combat camera?
Very much so. My SSgt said he could easily write me an MOS contract for it
Sweet. You see that new documentary from gravitas with all the footage that usmc cam guy did?
Combat Obscura? Not yet, but I wanna
Also, at least you’re not motor-t
Yeaaaaaaah that one. Bro that’s fucking deployment life lol
Tru
Y’all be good. Gotta go look for shit that goes boom
Hell yeah
yee haw
and congrats man
Thanks
Just remember to get your brain back once you get out
You know I will
Combat obscura is terrible
Just 30 minutes of dumbasses smoking pot in Kandahar fields
And like 5 minutes at the end of one moron doing shit he was trained not to do in combat
Yeah it was a shitbag marine unit that was filmed
It was pretty stupid
I dont want to spoil anything of import incase someone does still want to watch it, but holy shit 90% of those morons shouldve been NJPd from the footage alone
yeah I saw it
most units aren't like that
and there are a lot of shitbags in the army and marine corps infantry
and that is not typical for how people act
maybe it's just the SSG in me but it was almost gross to watch
Oh! I was a cpl when left and I fuckibg WISH I could hit em with the big fucking OOOMPH
Though I was also a POG and watched an entire jet squadron go down for pot smuggling
It was mass execution for one of my FA18 squadrons, like 50 fuckers. Raped my metrics and I had to fend off other squadrons from raping their birds after, puckers were stealing parts left and right
So all in all a bad day for a Cpl doing and Gunny billet for Aviation Material Screening Unit
Cant tell you how many fucking officers I had to tell piss off
man getting attached to JSOC as a line infantryman was probably the best thing in my career
less big army bullshit
less retards and shitbags
So I suppose that Joker is my new nickname now? Lol