Message from @moses

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2019-07-01 20:00:52 UTC  

Grunt years pass like three times as fast normal years

2019-07-01 20:01:39 UTC  

I'll only manage to enlist when I turn 22/23, sucks on ice

2019-07-01 20:19:19 UTC  

Is 23 too old to join th3 military?

2019-07-01 20:19:32 UTC  

😂🤣 no

2019-07-01 20:20:09 UTC  

Nope. I know a dude who is joining the navy at 30

2019-07-01 20:20:16 UTC  

Damn

2019-07-01 20:20:37 UTC  

But I mean

2019-07-01 20:20:50 UTC  

Trying to apply to special forces, for example

2019-07-01 20:21:04 UTC  

First, you need to expend some years as an infantryman first

2019-07-01 20:21:50 UTC  

For instance, is joining the army at 23 AND try to join the special forces is considered too old or nah?

2019-07-01 20:24:08 UTC  

No but you're gonna be called a grandpa at basic

2019-07-01 20:27:43 UTC  

Not a problem lol

2019-07-01 20:28:25 UTC  

They call me The Jerk Off Boy at the gym

2019-07-01 20:43:23 UTC  

You better not be doing that at basic or enjoy being beat up

2019-07-01 20:44:15 UTC  
2019-07-01 20:44:26 UTC  

I’m enlisting when I’m 20

2019-07-01 20:44:42 UTC  

I don't jerk off at gym neither

2019-07-01 20:44:44 UTC  

I’m 19 now, I just have some things that need to be in order before I enlist

2019-07-01 20:44:47 UTC  

Just because my age

2019-07-01 20:45:31 UTC  

And I had a lot of pimples

2019-07-01 20:45:46 UTC  

Rip

2019-07-01 20:53:43 UTC  

2019-07-01 21:16:43 UTC  

Turning 27 this year

2019-07-01 22:09:31 UTC  

But I've got the face of a 12 yr old when I shave

2019-07-01 23:03:27 UTC  

19 who looks like 25

2019-07-01 23:19:40 UTC  

Supposedly fb hq got hit with a package of sarin gas

2019-07-02 00:27:54 UTC  

Zuck got zucked

2019-07-02 00:47:56 UTC  

I’ve been buying alcohol since I was 16 with out an ID

2019-07-02 18:14:15 UTC  

I love debating morons. This fucking idiot was going on a "Modern Spartan, Moldy Labia" rant and author mentioned that the Spartans were betrayed ultimately from within. Dude lost his shit when I mentioned it wasn't just the Spartans that stopped the Persians either. Athenians were there too. People are dumb

2019-07-02 18:25:07 UTC  

Ha watched too much 300

2019-07-02 18:26:32 UTC  

But Imperium Romanum>>>>>>>>>>>>

2019-07-02 19:01:12 UTC  

2019-07-02 19:48:49 UTC  

2019-07-02 21:51:21 UTC  

2019-07-02 22:41:59 UTC  

Spartans also promoted rape and homosexuality

2019-07-03 01:51:01 UTC  

^^^

2019-07-03 01:52:36 UTC  

I would criticize, but I follow a religion and am a descendant of a group of people that at one time raped most of Europe so...

2019-07-03 01:53:02 UTC  

I wasn't critizing just stating a fact lol

2019-07-03 01:53:40 UTC  

Nah I feel, I mostly just enjoy trolling moldy labia motherfuckers because they're usually Republicans... and not the good, Irish kind

2019-07-03 01:54:20 UTC  

Like bruh, seriously? Those dudes legit come across like the kinds of people who would turn in their guns when the Boogaloo goes down