Message from @moses
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Grunt years pass like three times as fast normal years
I'll only manage to enlist when I turn 22/23, sucks on ice
Is 23 too old to join th3 military?
😂🤣 no
Nope. I know a dude who is joining the navy at 30
Damn
But I mean
Trying to apply to special forces, for example
First, you need to expend some years as an infantryman first
For instance, is joining the army at 23 AND try to join the special forces is considered too old or nah?
No but you're gonna be called a grandpa at basic
Not a problem lol
They call me The Jerk Off Boy at the gym
You better not be doing that at basic or enjoy being beat up
@Sir Harndes R.I.P.
I’m enlisting when I’m 20
I don't jerk off at gym neither
I’m 19 now, I just have some things that need to be in order before I enlist
Just because my age
And I had a lot of pimples
Turning 27 this year
But I've got the face of a 12 yr old when I shave
19 who looks like 25
Supposedly fb hq got hit with a package of sarin gas
Zuck got zucked
I’ve been buying alcohol since I was 16 with out an ID
I love debating morons. This fucking idiot was going on a "Modern Spartan, Moldy Labia" rant and author mentioned that the Spartans were betrayed ultimately from within. Dude lost his shit when I mentioned it wasn't just the Spartans that stopped the Persians either. Athenians were there too. People are dumb
Ha watched too much 300
But Imperium Romanum>>>>>>>>>>>>
Spartans also promoted rape and homosexuality
^^^
I would criticize, but I follow a religion and am a descendant of a group of people that at one time raped most of Europe so...
I wasn't critizing just stating a fact lol
Nah I feel, I mostly just enjoy trolling moldy labia motherfuckers because they're usually Republicans... and not the good, Irish kind
Like bruh, seriously? Those dudes legit come across like the kinds of people who would turn in their guns when the Boogaloo goes down